I came home from work the other morning, parked my car, came inside, and about an hour later heard a knock on my front door.
It was a cop.
I open the door, and ask him, "what's going on?" He replies, "why don't you tell me?" He has me step out into the middle of the lawn and look across the street. I see my...
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It was a cop.
I open the door, and ask him, "what's going on?" He replies, "why don't you tell me?" He has me step out into the middle of the lawn and look across the street. I see my...
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How are Fruity Pebbles good? They're a complete paradox. They violate one of the core rules of the modern world. Here, I'll quote it right out of the rulebook:
Rule 172.6a
TV/Movie Tie-ins are never good. Especially breakfast cereals. They are always inferior to similar products that were designed before or without a TV or movie deal.
Rule 172.6b
This also applies to video game...
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Rule 172.6a
TV/Movie Tie-ins are never good. Especially breakfast cereals. They are always inferior to similar products that were designed before or without a TV or movie deal.
Rule 172.6b
This also applies to video game...
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liante:
Beyond strange and beyond creepy...
As for Fruity Pebbles, damned if I know. I've never eaten them. Fruit-flavored cereals are an abomination in the eyes of god, or if they aren't they definitely should be.
Aren't Cocoa Pebbles more popular, though? I remember in my college dorm cafeteria we had Cocoa Pebbles but not the fruity kind, evidently because the rainbow food coloring niche was already occupied by Froot Loops.
As for Fruity Pebbles, damned if I know. I've never eaten them. Fruit-flavored cereals are an abomination in the eyes of god, or if they aren't they definitely should be.
Aren't Cocoa Pebbles more popular, though? I remember in my college dorm cafeteria we had Cocoa Pebbles but not the fruity kind, evidently because the rainbow food coloring niche was already occupied by Froot Loops.
rox:
my 2 favorite colors...black n white.
The Mountain time zone doesn't really exist. It's true. It's just a trick perpetrated by the US government to make us think the country is bigger than it really is to feed our over-inflated egos. When you fly over the mountain time zone, spy satellites zap all clocks back an hour to simulate the missing hour.
True story.
True story.
Hangovers suck.
The End.
The End.
lauren:
Thank you thank you! I don't know how I manage, but I guess I do 
guess I won't be imploding any time soon. oh well, all good things must come to an end.
liante:
Cheers for not imploding.
And, uh, that's one superpower I'm happy to leave to the kids of South Park.
And, uh, that's one superpower I'm happy to leave to the kids of South Park.
Second verse, same as the first! (see last entry)
If they win 3 more, this town might implode on itself, releasing its energy in a spectacular two-stage nova of Burgundy and Gold.
Thankfully, the odds of that happening, and yours truly thus self-immolating, is still rather slim.
If they win 3 more, this town might implode on itself, releasing its energy in a spectacular two-stage nova of Burgundy and Gold.
Thankfully, the odds of that happening, and yours truly thus self-immolating, is still rather slim.
willow:
Hey, man! Don't be dissin on Jersey!
lizarose:
okay, yes, you're right. but don't tell anyone. i like to praise the help. it makes them want to give better service.
Hail to the Redskins
Hail Victory
Braves on the warpath
Fight for old D.C.!
Run or pass and score we want a lot more
Beat 'em, swamp 'em, touchdown, let the points soar
Fight on, fight on 'til you have won
sons of Washington
(Rah! Rah! Rah!)
Hail to the Redskins
Hail Victory
Braves on the warpath
Fight for old D.C.!
Hail Victory
Braves on the warpath
Fight for old D.C.!
Run or pass and score we want a lot more
Beat 'em, swamp 'em, touchdown, let the points soar
Fight on, fight on 'til you have won
sons of Washington
(Rah! Rah! Rah!)
Hail to the Redskins
Hail Victory
Braves on the warpath
Fight for old D.C.!
These are the kinds of drivers who need to be tossed into a car crusher:
The Left Lane Lurker - This is the guy (usually in a giant SUV with exceedingly bright headlights) who sits just behind you and to your left when there's absolutely no traffic. He speeds up when you do, and he slows down when you do, too. He doesn't want to...
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The Left Lane Lurker - This is the guy (usually in a giant SUV with exceedingly bright headlights) who sits just behind you and to your left when there's absolutely no traffic. He speeds up when you do, and he slows down when you do, too. He doesn't want to...
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sarahjane:
i'm sad i have to get rid of the white, but it'll be better than spending my entire vacation in agony!
thursday:
well, it was a requirement to join the site.
I've come to the conclusion that there aren't enough diseases (or are they disorders? whatthefuckever) that end in -lepsy. We've got Epilepsy and we've got Narcolepsy, and that's really about it as far as mainstream consciousness goes, but they're both such interesting conditions that I think we need more
Who cares if the ones we come up are real "According to Hoyle" problems, it's the...
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Who cares if the ones we come up are real "According to Hoyle" problems, it's the...
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There should be a rule that if it snows, and you're late to work, anybody who had to stay and wait for your late ass gets to peg you with a snowball in the parking lot.
When I am Supreme Earth Overlord, there will be such a rule, and you had better look out, because I throw a mean snowball.
When I am Supreme Earth Overlord, there will be such a rule, and you had better look out, because I throw a mean snowball.
lizarose:
duly noted.
and thanks so much for the comment on my set, hon!
and thanks so much for the comment on my set, hon!
sophie:
a-HA sherlock! you guessed it! i caught the fever now, because tickets for the games just went on sale this past monday. and i have to plan this far in advance to have enough money to go to zee Deutschland. and i really want to! i hear it will be partying in the streets every night. wouldn't that be the RADDEST?
I am hopelessly addicted to the Xbox Live Arcade. I've spent more time playing the cheesy games on it than I have playing the espensive retail games I bought.
It feels wrong to be enjoying games like Gauntlet and Joust on my new expensive piece of videogame technology, but yet it also somehow manages to feel so right.
I am definitely a product of the...
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It feels wrong to be enjoying games like Gauntlet and Joust on my new expensive piece of videogame technology, but yet it also somehow manages to feel so right.
I am definitely a product of the...
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sophie:
infinite nerd. expensive video game technology is still just reinventing the atari wheel, so the fact that you enjoy Gauntlett.....
akk
the XBox 360 mob is after meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
akk
the XBox 360 mob is after meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
UPS man delivered my Xbox 360 yesterday, It's pretty sweet. I wouldn't expect to see much from me on here the next few days/week/smonths/years.
Then again, you never know when inspiration will strike. If anything really funny or weird crosses my mind I'll be sure to come and share.
Then again, you never know when inspiration will strike. If anything really funny or weird crosses my mind I'll be sure to come and share.
liante:
I haven't had a game system since the first-generation Sega Genesis. No time, no money.
I think this is actually among the benefits of the high-stress road. The perils include not being able to find a job after going through all this hell. Wee!
I think this is actually among the benefits of the high-stress road. The perils include not being able to find a job after going through all this hell. Wee!
sarahjane:
xbox 360=