Hi. You're an idiot.
Don't take it personally, I'm an idiot too. We all are. No matter how much you know, or even how much you might think you know, even the upper end of your imagination of what you might possibly know is less than one one billionth of one percent of all there is to know out there.
And that's just the stuff...
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Don't take it personally, I'm an idiot too. We all are. No matter how much you know, or even how much you might think you know, even the upper end of your imagination of what you might possibly know is less than one one billionth of one percent of all there is to know out there.
And that's just the stuff...
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When I take over the world and rule over it with an iron fist, and become a multi-trillionaire, one of the first things I'm going to do is hire myself a studio audience like on a sitcom. I don't mean just a looped laugh track like in the 70s, I mean an actual audience. They'll follow me around all day and laugh at all the...
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maddy:
ps. i like your profile picture
gwen:
Thankyou! 
<3
<3
I enjoy doing things that I suck at. And then when I start getting sort of good at them, I get bored and stop. Then the cycle starts anew.
I need fewer hobbies, but I want a new one.
I need fewer hobbies, but I want a new one.
zak:
why do you need fewer hobbies? can you have too many hobbies?
i need more hobbies so i have interesting things to talk about hehe..
i need more hobbies so i have interesting things to talk about hehe..
I love terrible jokes. Especially really bad puns. The bigger the groans they induce, the more I like them. I'm not sure if it's the actual jokes that I like, or the reactions of others. Either way, I want to hear some really bad jokes.
Why must all the beers I like be so damned expensive? I guess you get what you pay for, but $13+ for a 4-pack of 11.2oz bottles is pushing the limits of good taste.
If you're a beer snob like me, go get yourself some Delirium Tremens. You won't be disappointed.
If you're a beer snob like me, go get yourself some Delirium Tremens. You won't be disappointed.
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anna:
you read the whole thing? woohoo! what a champ. i refuse to believe that you read it simply out of boredom. i know its because i am so enticing and captivating 
thats a good idea, it would make an excellent halloween costume. the corset itself is over $500 though! id be scared id get wasted and puke all over it.
thats a good idea, it would make an excellent halloween costume. the corset itself is over $500 though! id be scared id get wasted and puke all over it.
lauren:
The devil takes many shapes, many forms...myspace does happen to be one of them 
I had a great dream the other night. It would make a cool movie if I could somehow get it from "evertything makes sense since you're dreaming" space into something resembling reality. It was about a guy who could manipulate time and space and was using this ability to pose as his own wife and murder people.
I was pissed when I woke up before...
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I was pissed when I woke up before...
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sophie:
i know, right? aaaaaah! he's so COOL!
have you read The Fermata by Nicholson Baker? it's like your dream in a book, except replace the gore with titillating juicy bits. i heart it. but that's just me.
have you read The Fermata by Nicholson Baker? it's like your dream in a book, except replace the gore with titillating juicy bits. i heart it. but that's just me.
Last week at work I was making fun of Curling being an Olympic sport. I mean. It's shuffleboard on ice, right?
Then I got home from work and the Curling was on TV. I was tricked into watching it because it was women's curling, and the curlers were fucking hot. Then after watching a while, I actually became interested in the outcome and yeah... now...
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Then I got home from work and the Curling was on TV. I was tricked into watching it because it was women's curling, and the curlers were fucking hot. Then after watching a while, I actually became interested in the outcome and yeah... now...
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sophie:
i meant, be in germany in 2006 when the world cup fervor hits fever pitch. i wasn't too interested in it all when i was 14.
sarahjane:
hahahah!
I should have something interesting to say, but it turns out I'm not a very interesting person.
My world domination plans are slightly behind schedule - Mainly because I can't figure out how the hell I'm going to clone the T-Rex army I need.
My world domination plans are slightly behind schedule - Mainly because I can't figure out how the hell I'm going to clone the T-Rex army I need.
There's a foot of snow on the ground and OMGWTFHOLYSHITBBQ everyone made it to work on time this morning.
This may be a common occurrence for you people in the northern climes, but trust me when I say that in Northern Virginia, this is nothing short of a miracle. It's even Sunday. I'd consider going to church if there wasn't a foot of snow on...
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This may be a common occurrence for you people in the northern climes, but trust me when I say that in Northern Virginia, this is nothing short of a miracle. It's even Sunday. I'd consider going to church if there wasn't a foot of snow on...
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lillithvain:
Because of the huge number of comments on my latest set... You are receiving this comment late and it is the same comment that I am leaving everyone else as well. I usually try to thank everyone individually and much more personal like, but I would just never in a million years have the time to do that this time. So, I just want you to know that I appreciate that you took the time to comment on my new set. It was very wonderful of you, and I'm sorry that my return comment is so impersonal. However, if you want to stop by my page and say hello sometime, leave me an email, whatnot I'd love to chat. I am nice to everyone that is nice to me.
So, thank you very very much for your nice comment on my set! It is appreciated.
Happy Valentines Day!
So, thank you very very much for your nice comment on my set! It is appreciated.
Happy Valentines Day!
Fantasy Football is D&D for people who think they're too cool to play D&D.
lillithvain:
I completely understand. I hate it when people get high and think it makes them smarter. I mean, I don't have any issue with them getting high just that bit there.
lillithvain:
Ps.. Suicide Kings was a great movie. I love Christopher Walken.
Nothing's new with me.
I still hate everyone.
I mean, you guys are OK, I guess...
I still hate everyone.
I mean, you guys are OK, I guess...
If the antichrist rose from the dead, would the Satanists have a holiday called "Wester?"
This random thought brought to you by the letter W.
This random thought brought to you by the letter W.
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sophie:
you're a paragon of spiritual thinking. heh.
sophie:
^^ do not grammar check me on the above sentence. i'm pretty sure it's wrong.
thank you for the comment on my set.
.x0.