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10 Things Disney movies taught me

Sep 4, 2014
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1. That you cant talk to strangers unless they hot.

2. That girls are pretty much useless and cant save them selves but have to wait around for a guy to come and save them (from what i have seen us girls do an ok job of taking care of ourselves.

3.That if you are pretty you are automatically a nice person and there are no fat princesses. If you ugly you are doomed to be the villein and witch

4. Its ok to meet the first man you meet except in Frozen thanks for that.

5. That it is perfectly acceptable to burst into song in public, which it is in fact not!

6. That once you get married your life is over coz that's where all princess movies end with them getting married.

7. That if someone has done something bad or is cursed it is perfectly ok to lock them up in a tower for like 16 years.

8. It also taught me that being locked up in a tower and isolated or bullied (like in Cinderella) you are likely to have a phycotic brake witch leads you to believe you can talk to animals.

9. That you never have to eat and its ok to be stuck in the woods with for long periods of time with out food or water and only some animals to talk to.

10. It also gave me unrealistic expectations of how awesome kissing was going to be.

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