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Saturday Jul 08, 2006

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Since CorpHo loves her some squash...

Let me just tell you about some butternut squash!

A few years ago we had this huge Halloween party. It was one of those parties where everything just goes right. You know, tons of people, tons of beer, good music, lot's of fun. So I had this butternut squash up on top of the fridge. At some point during the night I noticed it was gone. Oh well, whatever I thought. A little later there were all these people dancing. Guess where I found my squash?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Yes, that's right! Someone was dirty dancing with my butternut. Like practically fornicating with my provacative little squash.



It was so great!! I wish I had a picture.

VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
windermere:
Okay, let me rephrase that...I don't have any "local" friends. tongue My nearest friend is roughly 2200 miles away, heh.
Jul 8, 2006
sjanett:
ok so me "not english" am now even more curious what the **** is a butternut squash??? biggrin

oh and so sad to read all of you who have been bullied also! No fair!

Jul 9, 2006

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