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Friday Sep 23, 2005

Sep 23, 2005
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People find different ways to be creative. Some paint, others sing and still others rip aside the hypocritical bourgeois facade of something or other in a ceaseless effort to shock their paren-- er, I mean, change the world through their art.

Me? I make up fake Cosmo article titles.

Here's my latest:

101 Hottest Sex Tips for Faking Orgasm During Masturbation while Handling Stress at the Office and Making Time for a Family as you Drive Him Wild in the Latest Showbiz Style!

Try it yourself. It's fun, easy and really slims down those trouble areas.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
brainfromarous:
Not bad, Morgan, not bad at all.

We still need to work in a mention of Brad and Angelina, somehow...
Sep 25, 2005
norritt:
hilarious tongue
your dk example on the boards was very well written
Sep 28, 2005

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