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Friday May 20, 2005

May 20, 2005
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HAHA! ARRR!!! <--this pirate looks dull
when i say:
HAHA!
i want it to sound like, " i just found something and im a scoundreling yet cheerful pirate"

haHA!




there we go boyee!



I am once again in the valley......but in a couple more hours im going to the beach.......to get shit faced and run around in my boots all naked......YES!
and it wouldnt be the first time either....whiskey river

its going to be with all my old comrads who moved to different parts of tejas......and its going to be chaotic......i wonder if we are going to the bars there..?..........fuck it if not.....im going to see sarita there.....if not tonight....tomarrow............

donmauricio is a no ball pussy loser and sucks big turd dicks because he's not leaving to the beach till tomarrow.....fuck nutter!

aw...i hit my duder with my chair......poor dude

nothing is like the beach at night.....aw man..........this is going to be great.........guitar.........revealing clothing........peeing in the water.........getting drunk......haha..........thats the best part......getting drunk......and drowning in the water..........and here comes jaws and HE'S ALL IN YO FACE...AND HE'S LIKE "I'M GONNA EAT YA MUTHA FUCKA....AND YOUR FRIENDS....AND YOUR GRANDMA! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA....."........and then i stab him in the eyes with my thumbs and say, " OH SHIT, YOU JUST FUCKED WITH THE WRONG MAN....YOU BOAT EATING SON OF A BITCH".........oh man....this really pissed him off, so i go for my loaded harpoon gun and stick it near his belly, and im like "say it.....SAY IT!" and he's like "say what?" and i say "whos better than sharks"....and i was like "mamals BOOM!" i blow that mother fucker away.....that stupid animal...just because he thinks he has been in the elovutional chain longer than us, and he can far surpass us...........................................................................................................................................................................................i still shoot 'um dead.




BOOYAH


best story of the year!


now im gonna go get drunk....well at least after a while.

love,
the bradley

a.k.a. shark buns
shocked (oh shit did he just say shar...SHUT YO MOUTH)
alyk:
do you really want a piece of this? really?

May 20, 2005

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