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Wouldn't it be simple, if I just wrote a simple simple journal post.

May 25, 2016
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Today has been wonderful day thus far and I haven't even got out of bed.

I woke up with a massive hangover ::might be still drunk::

I remember teaching this hot tall blonde girl how to kick ass at the simpson's arcade game yesterday....

her and her sister took me to get late night munchies at a diner here called Lost Lake.

funny, the dude trying to hit on her sister looked like a fresa old mexicano with long white hair slicked back. He reminded me of our old family photographer Juan Carlos, he was kinda dooshy. I know i spelt doosh wrong, but it looks funnier spelt like this. doosh. anyways, they were all nice people, don't mean to hate. he was just kinda creepy. EH, but different strokes for different folks.

she was some kind of lawyer type girl hitting on me getting drunk on the wrong side of the tracks, but she was like "hey there mexican-like-cruella-deville-rat-tail boy"

Clever Creepy Cute Cowboy Man Boy

but you know what has made it the best...(the morning I mean)

the playlist: bow wow, the go-gos, the bangles, belinda carlisle.....

uhg, i love female musicians....

they can make my brain go crazy with these <3<3<3

plus, I am suppppppper stoned.

Uhg, I have a show this sunday....plus we have a month to practice for recording a full length album at electric kitty studios here in seattle... that fucking stokes me, kendrick lamar like recorded there, like wtf?

i smell stinky...

but i like my stink...

i think its a pretty pheromone....

let me know if you wanna wiff....lol, jk.

wanna see some sketches?

yas?

yas queen?

I am working on a comic book for our first album

it is making me go crazy... its a bout a 20 eyed girl living in the world.

I am trying to model her body with @rubix's body. We use to be friends on this site, but she is somewhere else now. Probably got tired of this shit. I like it, I like having a journal to write in that only beautiful girls and a handful or weirdos can read.

and woo, i just took a big hit of me pipe, and i am stoner balogner :*

So, My forever crush is Caroline Polachek:

uhg....

she makes me nuts!

that butt shake though before the middle of the video...

she is so awkwardly amazingly gorgeous

dude, how can you not love her:

that hair in the video....dreamzzz.

So i have a crush on this girl, and all the lead singer from chair lift does is remind me of her:

those first two pics were super drunk ones

she is an old flame of mine i reconnected with in austin...becky with the good hair...

I love her, she lost her younger sister just like i lost my younger brother.

I was there for her the night it happened, no one knew what to do, i just let her cry in my arms and freak out. her family lived on the east coast at the time, and we were in austin. I have a connection to her that no one else i have met will understand.

Shame she lives in Austin, and I live in Seattle. and, fuck long distance relationships.

and right now, i am trying to not fall in love.

I fall too hard, and I hurt too much.... so fuck that...

I am just being a sexy dirty busy boy who focuses on my art.

man-boy

fuck-boy

whatever the fuck you want to call it.

i need to calm down on the drinking though, and focus more.

life is more important.

it is just too bad i hate it sometimes, life.

Back to pictures!!!! yay!

The bar Shangri-La in Austin still has some art by me at the bar. My buddy Chadwick still has this light box of a selfie i painted on a photo. I love him, i love austin. Miss that place mega.

Me, Zaira, and Megan fucking me in the ass... lol, she looks like she is digging it. Miss these two munchkins!

My best austin femme bud Fletcher, she hates being talked about. But we love talking to each other, we are friend souls.

And these people birthed me AKA Ray and Rosie

My bubbs! This was at a dinner right before I took them to see John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival in San Antonio.

I was Originally going to take my ex-girlfriend who I was dating there long distance for the beginning of the year, But we broke up like a month or two ago. Time is starting to blur. I have not been giving much fucks lately.

But, I was happy to make these two happy, and instead of taking her. My mom invited one of her old friends who just recently went through a divorce. A woman I had not seen in years, and it was fun. It was cute watching them have fun together. Me and my dad always have fun, he is a funnyman like me. if you can not tell from the pic... actually we are all goofballs...

just watch out with the jesus jokes in front of my mom, she is like obsessed with that profit....it's like, really mom?

She lives in fear - and religion creates most of it.

I mean we all live in fear to a certain extent.... but religion just puts this fake fear in ya.... blah!

I love her, but i feel she has a lot to learn...

aw... my bubba joe! I love this dude! tight dude, we are like alley cats together, its cool.

bathroomselfie

aw, I got this dude the other day at Uwajimaya - a grocery store in the ID.

So, I have been telling my band that I am way more sea-punk than them because my pubes are bleached and dyed teal - and I am trying to convince them to do the same. I am wondering if they will do it?

here is a pic of them:

I love that they are all cuties!

and good hearts....

that matters...

here are pics from the recent festival I did stage design for last weekend...

I am so glad it went off without a hitch

(Bryan, Adam, Lurker (me), and Efrain)

I like these guys, but they seem like frat reddit boy babies, kinda annoying. but their music is chill (Hibou) :/

Crater:

they're such babes

More Crater <3

panels I painted for the stage design

So Pitted (who we are working with the same producer with)(stoked)

Efrain:

Adam made everyone in the bands and art team weed brownies! I ate like 2 (they were vegan)(and i could give a bigger fuck)

love these dudes, Great Spiders:

Coordinating

My Buddy Chris in Spirit Award

More Panels I painted

I had no idea what I was doing, i just got stoned and watched bands - it was exhausting to be honest - i put in an 18hr day ...

uhg....

If anyone wants a sticker, hit me up with an address and i can send you some... maybe you can put them up in your city for me? :)

Im going to end with a couple of drawings:

I'm A fucker.

<3

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