bradleyoliver

i saw watchmen....
and i am in love with the comedian...
read the comic book, my arse micajah, i still loved it and felt i had a firm grasp on everything that was going on...
i didnt think it was too long at all...but everyone else did.....well, at least the people i went with...
butt monkeys....

went to the beach for a couple of days...
first day was off zee hook great!
second day was cold and rainy....and we just kicked it in our hotel, spying of frattys and soro's in the hot tub...

ta hautt fo tha hautt tub!!

haha
it was lame...
but i was stoned...drunk...and full...because me and my friends were binge eating all day...
it was awesome grose...

BLACKBEARDS!!!!! I LOVE YOUR ONION RINGS!!!!!!! mmmmph...

damn sucka...

sxsw is coming up...
and i am excited to see NO KIDS and PARENTHETICAL GIRLS
yip...

i love austin...
most people are creepy, douchy, and/or lame...
but when you find the crevasses that contain the matter that makes you happy...
like noise rock shit fuck shows, where all the kids smell like onions and there are a lot of cute lesbian girlies......

oh...

you know whats fugged up...

when a chick is really cute, and she has armpit hair....it really turns me on...
wtf? it is natural....but i still dont like leg hair for some reason...
maybe it is because i dont want our legs to get tangled in the sheets...

love...
ussually i would bitch about it...
but i have women around me who want me...
and some of them i really would like to be with...
but some just annoy the fuck out of me...

i need a friend....who i just won't get tired of jumping on all the time! and the feeling needs to be mutual with the other person...

women....
dear lord jesus lizard wiener...

i fucked in garage parking lot the other day...

'nuff said....

i need to clean...
i need to finish paintings
i need to pick up money at bossa nova cafe...
i need to get the fuck ready for south by...
i need to rsvp...
i need to take dude to the vet...
i need to work on a oldschool honkeytonk woman surrounded with yellow roses to fill in the rest of my arm for my grandma's tattoo....well my tattoo, of my grandmother...
i need to get my life together....
i need to buy a light bulb for my lamp...
i need to go to the skate shope to promote my design...maybe talk to a brand rep...
i need to sex you up...haha



tripple nipple
hearing that reminds me of sitting in the salon with my mom when i was little...
objecting me to that as a kids is, i swear, what fucked me up...





























lost new years eve las vegas pics with me and my little brothers friends...
my little brother is the big dude...









how did that get in there

DARM!
DARM!