Occupation (if you are unemployed you need not apply):
Questionnaire
Describe your relationship with your family:
Favorite type of food:
How do you feel about spicy food?
Bone in or boneless buffalo wings? FYI, if you dont like buffalo wings you need not apply because you are not a real man.
Favorite beer:
Favorite hard alcohol:
Do you have a car?
Can you change a flat?
Have you ever been to rehab? If so are you clean and sober?
List any and all medications:
How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
How often do you shower?
Hobbies:
Are you a good cook?
Regardless of your answer to the last question, do you enjoy cleaning up after a great cook with a high level of distractibility while preparing food?
Do you have a large number of power tools and the knowledge and ability to use them?
What kind of shoes are you wearing right now? If you say Chuck Taylors you get bonus points.
Please list any and all body modifications:
If the zombie apocalypse happened tomorrow, what is your plan for survival?
Top 5 favorite books:
Terms and Conditions
Be nice to your mom
Go on weekend mini vacations with me when appropriate
Be passionate about music that doesnt suck
Accept that I like and appreciate the Beatles but am not and never will be really into them, and do NOT give me shit for it
Be able to dress nicely without my assistance
Appreciate my tattoos
Understand that I get naked on the internet and in print. Do not pressure me to stop or bitch about it. If you cant handle what I do, dont date me.
Maintain an exceptionally clean mouth
Have grilling experience and knowledge
Be a competent drink mixer
Like roller coasters and fair rides
Meet the approval of my best friend and parents (an interview with them may be necessary, this is a rigorous test)
Carry my lip gloss, money, and ID when we go out so that I do not have to carry a purse
Have superb communication skills and enjoy talking about nonsense
Be able to put up with my silliness
Understand that bodily functions are NOT an allowable topic of conversation
By signing this you confirm that you have answered these questions truly and correctly, to the best of your knowledge and that you agree to the terms and conditions of the application.
Name and Date
I have licked my wounds and put on my big girl panties. I am moving on and getting over the all of the bullshit people who have been fucking with my emotions have put me through. I am coming out of this with thicker skin and a hardened heart.
ANYWAYS....have you seen the music video that I was in??? Check it out and leave some love!
Thank you so much to Language Arts Crew and Element 151 for involving me in this project!!
I also need to say thank you so much to everyone who has been showing me so much love and support on my set Sugar Kitty that was shot so amazingly by the one and only Alissa. I cannot tell you how much I appreciate all of the support that I have been given. xoxo
Lets see...Here are the pictures from my memorial day weekend trip to LA...
Here are pictures from my trip to Tahoe with uncle Dean, my step mom, and my dad...
Better real update later. Pretty out of it right now. Sorry
Things have been pretty insane and I am still trying to figure it all out. *sigh*
