Contrary to popular belief, living with three girls is not nearly as exciting as porn makes it out to be.
Everyone wears pajamas while walking around as opposed to g-strings, and it's next to impossible to walk into the bathroom catching them masturbating and / or making out with another girl in the shower.
You also get to see the insane amount of weird food...
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Everyone wears pajamas while walking around as opposed to g-strings, and it's next to impossible to walk into the bathroom catching them masturbating and / or making out with another girl in the shower.
You also get to see the insane amount of weird food...
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It's hard to keep up a steady blog.
I'm about 98% done packing for my move this week end. I'm moving into a house of three girls, two of whom are the cutest babes ever, one of which is just a cute babe. All of which like to drink (so much so one of them fell and smashed her head trying to break dance while...
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I'm about 98% done packing for my move this week end. I'm moving into a house of three girls, two of whom are the cutest babes ever, one of which is just a cute babe. All of which like to drink (so much so one of them fell and smashed her head trying to break dance while...
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Lets recap.
- Get picked up from work by dad. Lecture him on the fact that he doesn't like Moby regardless if Gwen Stephani is on the song.
- Get to moms and spend an hour on her laptop while they watch Heros. Seeing as I haven't ever seen a single episode there's really no point in watching it 2 seasons later. I don't need...
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So I went in for a little surgery today.
It was to remove a lump from my lip.
The procedure felt amazing, I loved it. Probably the most calmest feeling in the world, but I'm a dork for that crap.
But then the freezing came out.
Jesus Christ I couldn't open my mouth, my face caught fire and all the anger I keep suppressed was...
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It was to remove a lump from my lip.
The procedure felt amazing, I loved it. Probably the most calmest feeling in the world, but I'm a dork for that crap.
But then the freezing came out.
Jesus Christ I couldn't open my mouth, my face caught fire and all the anger I keep suppressed was...
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cathedralcheeto:
dont eat lime or lemon, dude
A quick update on my love life, assuming you give two dookies about it.
Which you don't.
- I haven't found the love of my life yet.
- My 2 year dry spell in the world of "doin' it" has ended. Two girls in a week, I'm pimp son.
- Killzone 2 has nearly captured my heart completely.
- After having sex finally I've realized...
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Which you don't.
- I haven't found the love of my life yet.
- My 2 year dry spell in the world of "doin' it" has ended. Two girls in a week, I'm pimp son.
- Killzone 2 has nearly captured my heart completely.
- After having sex finally I've realized...
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niobe:
You have some very sexy pictures!
My room mates friend finally left.
Boy that guy was a brave soul.
You see, my room mate enjoys her personal space more than anyone I know. Once I sat on her couch and she shooed me off it like I was a bad dog. "No. You sit here!" she said to me and pointed to the awesome vintage 70's oak and plaid chair, I...
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Boy that guy was a brave soul.
You see, my room mate enjoys her personal space more than anyone I know. Once I sat on her couch and she shooed me off it like I was a bad dog. "No. You sit here!" she said to me and pointed to the awesome vintage 70's oak and plaid chair, I...
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SO after all of my whining and crying in my last post I did end up uh, "gettin busy" as the kids say.
With an ex.
Oops.
Nice girl and all but hurr, I'm still not sure where we're standing right now. Hopefully still "just friends" sorta ground y'know?
We had drinks, got dirty and went our own ways.
Let's see how this pans out....
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With an ex.
Oops.
Nice girl and all but hurr, I'm still not sure where we're standing right now. Hopefully still "just friends" sorta ground y'know?
We had drinks, got dirty and went our own ways.
Let's see how this pans out....
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Well then.
2 years my friends.
2 long and painful years.
2 years of non physical contact with a babe what so ever.
2 years of being a Sexually inept sonofabitch.
The worst part is, I didn't even try.
I've been condemned to 2 years of celibacy by an evil higher power, if there is one. which there isn't, so basically it's my subconcious working...
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2 years my friends.
2 long and painful years.
2 years of non physical contact with a babe what so ever.
2 years of being a Sexually inept sonofabitch.
The worst part is, I didn't even try.
I've been condemned to 2 years of celibacy by an evil higher power, if there is one. which there isn't, so basically it's my subconcious working...
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niobe:
*hugs*
acey:
Please. Follow these steps closely.....
1. Remove your overworked brain. Leave it at home as it could get you in trouble....
2. Go to the grocery store/ movie theater/ mall/ beach
3. Eye up the hottest chic you can find
4. Talk to her
5. Take her home
6 FUCK her
7. Get her #, but send her on her way
8. Put you refreshed brain back in your head and carry on.
PROMISE you will feel better. Sex is nature and nature has a way of workin'. Ya know?
You seem fabulous...I'm sure there's somebody awesome out there for you... but until you find them, have alittle fun. You only live once, babes.
And ps- Gobama
1. Remove your overworked brain. Leave it at home as it could get you in trouble....
2. Go to the grocery store/ movie theater/ mall/ beach
3. Eye up the hottest chic you can find
4. Talk to her
5. Take her home
6 FUCK her
7. Get her #, but send her on her way
8. Put you refreshed brain back in your head and carry on.
PROMISE you will feel better. Sex is nature and nature has a way of workin'. Ya know?
You seem fabulous...I'm sure there's somebody awesome out there for you... but until you find them, have alittle fun. You only live once, babes.
And ps- Gobama