So there i was, having dinner with the folks, shooting the breeze, when i happened to ask after my grandad. "the grandad that isn't really your grandad" was the reply. "What the fuck..." I said. Turns out, it's just came to light that while me poor old "grandad" was away in France fighting back the evil nazi horde, my dear old sweet granny was geting a severe seeing too from some American GI. So up the duff she got with my mother. My grandad raised her as his own of course, but my mum allways wondered why her big sister seemed to get everything while she got nothing. Now she knows. Crazy.
Next week on Jerry Springer........
Next week on Jerry Springer........
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Anyway, no thankfully I don't know what it's like to get kicked in the nuts. But when I was a kid I used to get stuck riding this 10-speed bike that was way too big for me. My frikken feet kept slipping off the pedals.... &%$#!