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I found this somewhere... I hate it... but it is funny.

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?







The correct answer...
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gangstaswan:
It only takes one shot from Rosie (my shot glass) of Jos for me to pass out.

So technically I'm not drinking alone.
postmodernsleaze:
it went fairly well, i consider myself a good "reader" of a person vibe per se and they seemed to dig me. shitty part is the pay would be less and that ISN'T kosher due to financial obligations at this time. i am still working part-time here and filed for unemployment. i didn't know you could get a little dinero if you're working less than full-time hours, sweet!
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why am I so sore?!?

I feel worse than yesterday.. and that was worse than the day before etc... all the way back to friday.

I think I'm gonna go get drunk and pass out at the beach. especially if it's as hot as it was yesterday.
hmmm... the last day of my vacation, I gotta go to work tomorrow. It seems like it's been...
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poopy:
ohhh frown
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still sore from the weekend
yes, this is still my weekend smile

today was so much fun, so warm, so beautiful. Got a bit sunburned. Got laid. got my car to start smile

so tomorrow (today) is my last day of my vacation. should I clean my house, be productive, prepare for the return to work?
Or should I party l;ike a rockstar all day and go...
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dauphine:
Yeah,I love Jgermeister,but I feel so sick after drinking it.So I just drank tequila the other night wink
gangstaswan:
I'll be in SF for prom this weekend. Maybe another night?
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do you guys talk to yourself inside your head?

if so, do you ever say to yourself "you are fucking crazy"

I think I said that to myself 20 times this weekend. I know what I did this weekend not a single person I know would have done. and I am so sore this morning i can barely move.




so the short version is I...
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missshell:
hahaha umm thanks!

i wish i could afford to go back to LA! i love america so fucking much
gangstaswan:
Pirates of the Carribbean III.

The rule about scary movies is whoever takes me to see them has to stay up with me aaaaaalllllll night.
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
- Evan Esar


SO!! I don't even know If I'm going to vegas now.
I don't know what to do, I'm so sad. And I'm at work... and It's pretty out. Butthe motorcycle I was going to take to vegas is all fucked...
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gangstaswan:
Storage could become an issue.
hotcurry:
Hahaha... if you buy them all I will deliver them personally.
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so this is my horoscope for today...



Your attachment to something beautiful can get you into trouble now, whether you are hooked by a piece of art or by another person. Although your desires are not specifically physical, they certainly could manifest that way. Ultimately, you are more in love with an idea than with anything else. Understanding this can help reduce your frustration, especially...
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poopy:
how are you?
hotcurry:
I've spent too many years being attracted to mean unavailable men. Now I have to get over being attracted to friends.
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what day is it anyway? surreal
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gangstaswan:
My neighbors have/had an uncropped min pin named Jammer (or Jammin'). Soooo fucking cute. I volunteered to babysit him.

And another neighbor (a cute boy too boot) has a big black lab.
ericaaa:
TruE Romance is an AWESOME movie, first off.
Secondly, thanks for the advice!
I'm going to drag him with me to Coachella this weekend, so I'll have fun no matter what!!
smile
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i love my life....


If I die... it won't bet the 1st time... nor will it be the last!!!
I love this life! smile
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braaap:
oh... and it's not like you didn't get laid cuz you can't... you silly girl!

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..................
gangstaswan:
It was good. The guy whose pants almost asploded last time was there.
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isn't life funny!
Especially misery... I have experienced so much misery, but I still prefer happiness.

most people prerfer misery though, and that makes it hard for me to relate to people in l.a!
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happy 420!!!

oh my I am so hungover from last nite... but that's what a hundred dollar bar tab'll get you everytime!!!!

oh yeah and anyone know anything about entertainment law I love you and I want you to contact me. kiss
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gangstaswan:
Oh, it's not a matter of him loving me. He loved my craziness.

He couldn't handle my commitment issues. It's not fair to ask him to understand my need to kiss/fool around with (but not necessarily sleep with) other people.
lexxahavoc:
Hey Happy Pants!!

I'm hoping to be on the West Coast by end of July begining of Aug. Although, we are having incredible weather here right now, so I'm content for the time being. smile
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alright! back into the swing of things!!

I did my taxes... and I'm getting back more than I expected! Exciting, and I got my raise and the adjustment check since they bitched my first new check so now that I add all that up I'm excited about how much it is!

So I am really just waiting for it to get warm out.. that, and...
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phoenixgirl:
Sounds like things are going good!
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I was made from reels left out of the feature
so if you like bad scenes i'm your creature
Enter these embarrassing moments
tantrums and unclear omens
Arrange the things i marry
dress up what i cant bury
Guilty pops in a jumble of shortwaves
cracking jokes trying to appear brave
I should know by now...

where the waves are highest
where the house of...
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phoenixgirl:
Speaking of member, I have seen yours somewhere around here...very nice!
braaap:
yeah, it fell out for a second there, but I noticed and put it back where it belongs... blush