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I luv you in technicolour

Pop your head, or blowing your brains out in a Gun-Control friendly way!:

1) Stuff your ears full of hot candlewax...

2) Stick a sock or rubber ball in your mouth...

3) pinch yer nose

4) blow and

Voila...head omlette everywhere

MMM...so I'm wondering if I meet someone I fancy...is it because I fancy that person or is it because I'm trying to get over someone else...

This car ride has got to end soon, I mean there's got to be a red light or stop sign and the whole god damn things gotta come to a schreeching halt.

Question is: Who's behind the wheel?

"She's a well-wisher and she wishes you well...'

"Boy, you're gonna carry that weight..."

I heard the best movie quote from a flick called "Mr. Jealousy"

"Vince often knocks at the door of profundity and then runs away!" Brilliant!

You know this is going to sound like some cliche bandwagon jumping, but I really like 6 feet under...

You know how TV stations always time certain commercials for certain viewing audiences, i.e. cleansing ads for soap operas...has anyone ever noticed the amount of diarrhea ads during the "general" dinner hour 6 to 8pm. (Actually, I eat @9pm)