Sleepy, Marvo? A grande espresso will perk you right up. You dont want to be sleepy at work. Youll be less efficient, which may cause you to get fired, and youll end up selling crack to little kids, selling your body to old female Japanese tourists, or working at Wal-Mart with little benefits. You want coffee! A delicious latte in a grande or tall size! You know you want it. Everyone else is doing it, so why arent you? All the cool kids are doing it. Dont you want to be cool? Weve got hot barista girls ready to serve you whatever your heart desires. Some of them have tattoos on their lower back and piercings in places you cant see, and we know how much you love women like that. If you come to Starbucks, theyll smile at you, not because theyre told to by management, but because they WANT your hot body. You should hang out at Starbucks, because there are lots of chicks at Starbucks. Lots of smart, beautiful chicks who love guys who drink Starbucks coffee. All the cool young professionals hang out at Starbucks. Your iPod doesnt make you cool, but Starbucks will.
Theimpulsivebuy.com pretty much summed up my place of employment right there
Theimpulsivebuy.com pretty much summed up my place of employment right there