[For 4 minutes straight you watch me dance like a swank disco tart on the bedroom floor. I'm boppin but smooth and not a sound do I make as I'm swift swingin slick on the nice soft Persian rug. Cha-cha-cha! Slinky, spastic, seizure attack and all you can hear is the rustling of my clothes. Thank god I'm not wearing zig-zig corduroy pants or you...
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What is this? I"m not sure.
"Hello?"
That was strange. Make a cup of coffee, climb a ladder, walk on the roof, or no, pace...pace and talk.
"So, uh..."
Sip the coffee, the first taste ever, "this is coffee!" like that scene in WINGS OF DESIRE, you know? yes, yes, you know.
"Um..."
This is strange. standing on a rooftop talking, but in a hushed...
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"Hello?"
That was strange. Make a cup of coffee, climb a ladder, walk on the roof, or no, pace...pace and talk.
"So, uh..."
Sip the coffee, the first taste ever, "this is coffee!" like that scene in WINGS OF DESIRE, you know? yes, yes, you know.
"Um..."
This is strange. standing on a rooftop talking, but in a hushed...
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lil_tuffy:
I'm too self-absorbed to kill myself.
nudwig:
who's it be? who's it be? more than a twin with the choice at 3. a man without quicksand because of his words at hand... and foot. a jealous fool looks on with awe offering help from his magic book. lemme see lemme see, the this matches the that and that's the same as thee while the quicksandless man laughs... the fool realizes he's just the Carpie to the Crane...
My ears are bleeding
Drunken prankster with high-pitched helium voice,
Over the phone...yikes!
slurs and screeches,
frequency going beyond my hearing now impaired.
It's not what you say,
it's how you go about saying it.
a pleasant experience.
(((((((----The Walkmen ==== Wake Up-----))))))
Drunken prankster with high-pitched helium voice,
Over the phone...yikes!
slurs and screeches,
frequency going beyond my hearing now impaired.
It's not what you say,
it's how you go about saying it.
a pleasant experience.
(((((((----The Walkmen ==== Wake Up-----))))))
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wendy1:
see? Everybody has a crush on youuuu, boxman
isthmene:
Geez, I have a hard time drumming up a couple photo of myself......And look at you! Different everyday. *shakes head* And so serious. Smile, sweetie.
Even dorks smile.
Even dorks smile.
Oh joy!
I'm laying on a rug to stretch out my back.
my empty stomach is growling mad
WhoooosH!!
Just like that!
patio door blows open!
I'm not kidding.
That was the sound.
WhoooosH!!
I get up and run to the door.
There's a slight breeze.
Feel it on my face.
Warm.
I can hear chimes,
Faint.
I step outside.
Calm.
no clouds,
stars out...
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I'm laying on a rug to stretch out my back.
my empty stomach is growling mad
WhoooosH!!
Just like that!
patio door blows open!
I'm not kidding.
That was the sound.
WhoooosH!!
I get up and run to the door.
There's a slight breeze.
Feel it on my face.
Warm.
I can hear chimes,
Faint.
I step outside.
Calm.
no clouds,
stars out...
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fred:
shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.... shoo-shoo-shoo-doo-beee...
wah-waah-wah-wah-waaah... wah-wah-wah-wahhh...
*snaps fingers*... yeah.
wah-waah-wah-wah-waaah... wah-wah-wah-wahhh...
*snaps fingers*... yeah.
stendec:
Well, there's no steller acting at all in the film, but it's passable. That's made up for. I think, by the way the film is shot. The way the two movies within the movie blend together. Whatever the case, I think it's easily worth the few bucks rental. Check it out.
[curtain rises slowly. music begins to play. audience applauds. In the middle of the stage, one man...]
voice: Ladies and gentleman, the one and only, the always fantabulous boxman!
[audience applause louder]
boxman walks out, dressed in a tuxedo, microphone in hand.
boxman: (croooning)
Some day, when I'm awfully low,
When the world is cold,
I will feel a glow just thinking of you...
(talking)...
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voice: Ladies and gentleman, the one and only, the always fantabulous boxman!
[audience applause louder]
boxman walks out, dressed in a tuxedo, microphone in hand.
boxman: (croooning)
Some day, when I'm awfully low,
When the world is cold,
I will feel a glow just thinking of you...
(talking)...
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earplug6947:
good night boxman 
claudia:
i thoroughly enjoyed that. and you totally win for sexiest profile pic, no contest.
Go-rilla cunt-illa
Sammy D and Salmonella
Come with me cause Im an ass killer
Youre ill but Im iller...
Sadly those aren't my lines. The chili peppers beat me to it. I dont even know what song, but it must be brilliant.
Today I think I would like to spread distress, havoc, that sort of thing around the block by pretending to be a Mormon...
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Sammy D and Salmonella
Come with me cause Im an ass killer
Youre ill but Im iller...
Sadly those aren't my lines. The chili peppers beat me to it. I dont even know what song, but it must be brilliant.
Today I think I would like to spread distress, havoc, that sort of thing around the block by pretending to be a Mormon...
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unclegraysius:
... keep playin' til I shoot through, Blue ...
takora:
GIGAN! GIGAN! GIGAN!
radio 4 rocks...
radio 4 rocks...
I bought a huge burrito.
I bought 2 small books.
I have a big glass of orange juice
(with vodka).
I have a crow outside looking at me from a telephone wire. Doesn't he go to bed at this time? Maybe I should invite him in. I'll open the back door...
Come on in.
I bought 2 small books.
I have a big glass of orange juice
(with vodka).
I have a crow outside looking at me from a telephone wire. Doesn't he go to bed at this time? Maybe I should invite him in. I'll open the back door...
Come on in.
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motleyboy:
Hell yeah! Ever listen to the Impressions?
Fucking Burritos in CA kick ass!! God I miss them.
Fucking Burritos in CA kick ass!! God I miss them.
fred:
I think you've captured the essence of "burrito"
A 32oz screwdriver in one hand a technical masterpiece of stuffed tortilla in the other. Bring it...
Now there is a lot of metaphysical debate as to the ultimate burrito variety:
at one time a carne asada and a budweiser tall boy was quite the thing.
Then I strayed back to the 2 beef tacos, maybe with 2/3 a six pack of heineken.
Nowadays I prefer the vegetarian over the carne asada. The guacamole, salsa and cilantro are still there to reassure, but you get the much lighter rice and beans along with that.
Most days a diet coke is enough also. If it's necessary maybe a bean tostada or a single beef taco.
A 32oz screwdriver in one hand a technical masterpiece of stuffed tortilla in the other. Bring it...
Now there is a lot of metaphysical debate as to the ultimate burrito variety:
at one time a carne asada and a budweiser tall boy was quite the thing.
Then I strayed back to the 2 beef tacos, maybe with 2/3 a six pack of heineken.
Nowadays I prefer the vegetarian over the carne asada. The guacamole, salsa and cilantro are still there to reassure, but you get the much lighter rice and beans along with that.
Most days a diet coke is enough also. If it's necessary maybe a bean tostada or a single beef taco.
Wheels be good to go, but the man says be wary of freeway drivin. I says to him, "will do." And i'm off and runnin.
Almost hit my first pedestrian of the day. Too bad I missed. There would have been no witnesses. Righteous bastard had the nerve to tell me the ways of the road. I know, I know you bloody cunt, now proceed...
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Almost hit my first pedestrian of the day. Too bad I missed. There would have been no witnesses. Righteous bastard had the nerve to tell me the ways of the road. I know, I know you bloody cunt, now proceed...
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debrajean:
I just tryed to im you...I guess I'll try one more time...
nisi:
debra jean wrote to me!!! my day is complete. james bond movie on NBC, ya baby. who's the female lead? je ne sais pas. it just started.
Herbie went bananas.
One of his tires went kaput.
The comedy that ensued trickled down into my shoes.
I was stranded in the road, but the road was by the house. No worries. Teleport.
I'm here. I'm dandy. How are you tonight?
New tire in the moanin? could get it patched. fella at the shell will do it for 20 dollahs. no guarantease it will...
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One of his tires went kaput.
The comedy that ensued trickled down into my shoes.
I was stranded in the road, but the road was by the house. No worries. Teleport.
I'm here. I'm dandy. How are you tonight?
New tire in the moanin? could get it patched. fella at the shell will do it for 20 dollahs. no guarantease it will...
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girlcatx:
i've seen herbie went bananas 6 times, by force. we had to watch it every year in elementary school in the cafeteria on an old projector.
i think we have the same glasses.
i think we have the same glasses.
tic_tac_toe:
Yes, the Interpol virus is indeed insidious. I want to play them backwards to find the subliminal messages, I know they must be in there.
My back is killing me!
I spent the whole day meeting people in anywhere from stuffy, quiet, windowless rooms with dim fluorescent lights to heat lamp flooded coffee shops with loud obnoxious people on cell phones. In each location all I did was sit, and sitting is something i'm not good at. You should see me shift and squirm in a chair.
It must be...
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I spent the whole day meeting people in anywhere from stuffy, quiet, windowless rooms with dim fluorescent lights to heat lamp flooded coffee shops with loud obnoxious people on cell phones. In each location all I did was sit, and sitting is something i'm not good at. You should see me shift and squirm in a chair.
It must be...
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nisi:
you like roman polanski? i didn' t think anyone had seen Repulsion, i love that movie. thanks for reminding me. mate is good too, licorice chews can substatute. you know the ones in the box with the panda on the front? have at 'em.
nisi:
i spelled substatute wrong didn't i. ESL ... it is, substitute.
"Its a WONDERFUL life isn't it?"