boxterjulep

Go-rilla cunt-illa
Sammy D and Salmonella
Come with me cause Im an ass killer
Youre ill but Im iller...

Sadly those aren't my lines. The chili peppers beat me to it. I dont even know what song, but it must be brilliant.

Today I think I would like to spread distress, havoc, that sort of thing around the block by pretending to be a Mormon missionary. I will go solo and knock on doors. The people will answer or not. If they do and tell me to scram, I'll start bawling my head off. I'll tell them they are insensitive brutes for my poor partner was run over by a bus earlier in the day. His dying words were that I should go on, fight the good fight, and bring our message to those who need it. Then I will start to scream and say you don't deserve our praise you fucking shitbombs.

To punctuate this message, I will heave the good book at them.


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Fuck this shit! LET'S DANCE!!: Radio 4 - Eyes Wide Open