I know what you're thinkin' but I had nothing to do with it. I swear to god. I'm an innocent man. Don't make me have to prove it.
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Tuesday Nov 26, 2002
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Monday Nov 25, 2002
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Saturday Nov 23, 2002
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Friday Nov 22, 2002
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