I know what you're thinkin' but I had nothing to do with it. I swear to god. I'm an innocent man. Don't make me have to prove it.
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Tuesday Dec 17, 2002
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Monday Dec 16, 2002
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Monday Dec 16, 2002
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Saturday Dec 14, 2002
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Friday Dec 13, 2002
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Thursday Dec 12, 2002
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Thursday Dec 12, 2002
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Wednesday Dec 11, 2002
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Tuesday Dec 10, 2002
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Monday Dec 09, 2002
John the retard, who rode a three-wheeled bike with a broken bat in t…