Okay, it's a rarity, but the other night things on the highway got a little crazy.
When we're laying in the road our victims usually stop short of hitting us, Sometimes they swerve around us and keep going, swerve and crash into concrete barriers or poles, or swerve and fly into ditches. Most of the time they are too stunned to move or say anything...
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When we're laying in the road our victims usually stop short of hitting us, Sometimes they swerve around us and keep going, swerve and crash into concrete barriers or poles, or swerve and fly into ditches. Most of the time they are too stunned to move or say anything...
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Well, spirits were good, in some cases bad, but regardless, I thought I'd call my opossum friend and explore some heavy traffic.
It was fairly late or early in the morning so the stretch of road we chose wasn't too busy. Drat. Sunday mornings, you know. Still, we liked how the dark hills appeared like mounds of shadows in front of the deep dark blue...
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It was fairly late or early in the morning so the stretch of road we chose wasn't too busy. Drat. Sunday mornings, you know. Still, we liked how the dark hills appeared like mounds of shadows in front of the deep dark blue...
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thirtyseven:
riddle me this
riddle me that
riddle me that
throatneedle:
R-O-C-K in the U-S-A!
This land is built on the back of a salmon. I'm convinced of this. I've heard stories and I believe every single one.
There's also a bear in charge that roams around this land. I wouldn't mess with him. Stay clear.
Today I will ride on the back of a turtle. Need to venture out a little, explore.
Tonight I shall return in good spirits...
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There's also a bear in charge that roams around this land. I wouldn't mess with him. Stay clear.
Today I will ride on the back of a turtle. Need to venture out a little, explore.
Tonight I shall return in good spirits...
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baphomatic:
YOU SAID:
and I quote,
"knock, knock
who's there?
r kelly
r kelly who
r kelly who pee'd on you
again you filthy little yellow fire hydrant!"
Does the retort suggest that the interloper is R Kelly himself, who has peed upon the unwitting recipient of the joke, or does it pose the question to R. Kelly himself, as to his own experience of urination recievership, possibly in early adolescense or in a past life. Or what if R Kelly's urine was knock on the door, sort of like the water creatures from the film Abyss, which also denotes Ed Harris' "water sports" fetishism, so he peed on Jim Carey, who in turn, traded spots with the salmon who bit me.
and I quote,
"knock, knock
who's there?
r kelly
r kelly who
r kelly who pee'd on you
again you filthy little yellow fire hydrant!"
Does the retort suggest that the interloper is R Kelly himself, who has peed upon the unwitting recipient of the joke, or does it pose the question to R. Kelly himself, as to his own experience of urination recievership, possibly in early adolescense or in a past life. Or what if R Kelly's urine was knock on the door, sort of like the water creatures from the film Abyss, which also denotes Ed Harris' "water sports" fetishism, so he peed on Jim Carey, who in turn, traded spots with the salmon who bit me.
kamikazepilotgea:
marshmellow head today...but at least I have great eyebrows ;S
Micky and Ratchet McSatchel stood near an embankment looking at the half eaten body of Fat Flabby Annie. With only moonlight above them, they could still tell it was her. One good thing about tattoos, they thought. They remarked how it was odd that she should be here when they thought she had moved to Sioux City Iowa sometime in April with her girlfriend Midge....
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dia:
I shall play the part of Jill, thank you. *curtesys* and runs off with the Academy Award, before anyone realizes this egregious mistake.
earplug6947:
what's your take on grandaddy?
[For 4 minutes straight you watch me dance like a swank disco tart on the bedroom floor. I'm boppin but smooth and not a sound do I make as I'm swift swingin slick on the nice soft Persian rug. Cha-cha-cha! Slinky, spastic, seizure attack and all you can hear is the rustling of my clothes. Thank god I'm not wearing zig-zig corduroy pants or you...
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thirtyseven:
food is all i've got. you just let me know what you want. i know the way to your heart is through your belly.
jovanka:
Christ! Tell me about it...that scene rules! Everytime someone says "you know what scene from the Exorcist 3 freaks the shit out of me?" I always know...those freakin bone clippers!!
"Its a WONDERFUL life isn't it?"
"Its a WONDERFUL life isn't it?"
What is this? I"m not sure.
"Hello?"
That was strange. Make a cup of coffee, climb a ladder, walk on the roof, or no, pace...pace and talk.
"So, uh..."
Sip the coffee, the first taste ever, "this is coffee!" like that scene in WINGS OF DESIRE, you know? yes, yes, you know.
"Um..."
This is strange. standing on a rooftop talking, but in a hushed...
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"Hello?"
That was strange. Make a cup of coffee, climb a ladder, walk on the roof, or no, pace...pace and talk.
"So, uh..."
Sip the coffee, the first taste ever, "this is coffee!" like that scene in WINGS OF DESIRE, you know? yes, yes, you know.
"Um..."
This is strange. standing on a rooftop talking, but in a hushed...
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lil_tuffy:
I'm too self-absorbed to kill myself.
nudwig:
who's it be? who's it be? more than a twin with the choice at 3. a man without quicksand because of his words at hand... and foot. a jealous fool looks on with awe offering help from his magic book. lemme see lemme see, the this matches the that and that's the same as thee while the quicksandless man laughs... the fool realizes he's just the Carpie to the Crane...
My ears are bleeding
Drunken prankster with high-pitched helium voice,
Over the phone...yikes!
slurs and screeches,
frequency going beyond my hearing now impaired.
It's not what you say,
it's how you go about saying it.
a pleasant experience.
(((((((----The Walkmen ==== Wake Up-----))))))
Drunken prankster with high-pitched helium voice,
Over the phone...yikes!
slurs and screeches,
frequency going beyond my hearing now impaired.
It's not what you say,
it's how you go about saying it.
a pleasant experience.
(((((((----The Walkmen ==== Wake Up-----))))))
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wendy1:
see? Everybody has a crush on youuuu, boxman
isthmene:
Geez, I have a hard time drumming up a couple photo of myself......And look at you! Different everyday. *shakes head* And so serious. Smile, sweetie.
Even dorks smile.
Even dorks smile.
Oh joy!
I'm laying on a rug to stretch out my back.
my empty stomach is growling mad
WhoooosH!!
Just like that!
patio door blows open!
I'm not kidding.
That was the sound.
WhoooosH!!
I get up and run to the door.
There's a slight breeze.
Feel it on my face.
Warm.
I can hear chimes,
Faint.
I step outside.
Calm.
no clouds,
stars out...
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I'm laying on a rug to stretch out my back.
my empty stomach is growling mad
WhoooosH!!
Just like that!
patio door blows open!
I'm not kidding.
That was the sound.
WhoooosH!!
I get up and run to the door.
There's a slight breeze.
Feel it on my face.
Warm.
I can hear chimes,
Faint.
I step outside.
Calm.
no clouds,
stars out...
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fred:
shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo.... shoo-shoo-shoo-doo-beee...
wah-waah-wah-wah-waaah... wah-wah-wah-wahhh...
*snaps fingers*... yeah.
wah-waah-wah-wah-waaah... wah-wah-wah-wahhh...
*snaps fingers*... yeah.
stendec:
Well, there's no steller acting at all in the film, but it's passable. That's made up for. I think, by the way the film is shot. The way the two movies within the movie blend together. Whatever the case, I think it's easily worth the few bucks rental. Check it out.
[curtain rises slowly. music begins to play. audience applauds. In the middle of the stage, one man...]
voice: Ladies and gentleman, the one and only, the always fantabulous boxman!
[audience applause louder]
boxman walks out, dressed in a tuxedo, microphone in hand.
boxman: (croooning)
Some day, when I'm awfully low,
When the world is cold,
I will feel a glow just thinking of you...
(talking)...
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voice: Ladies and gentleman, the one and only, the always fantabulous boxman!
[audience applause louder]
boxman walks out, dressed in a tuxedo, microphone in hand.
boxman: (croooning)
Some day, when I'm awfully low,
When the world is cold,
I will feel a glow just thinking of you...
(talking)...
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earplug6947:
good night boxman 
claudia:
i thoroughly enjoyed that. and you totally win for sexiest profile pic, no contest.
Go-rilla cunt-illa
Sammy D and Salmonella
Come with me cause Im an ass killer
Youre ill but Im iller...
Sadly those aren't my lines. The chili peppers beat me to it. I dont even know what song, but it must be brilliant.
Today I think I would like to spread distress, havoc, that sort of thing around the block by pretending to be a Mormon...
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Sammy D and Salmonella
Come with me cause Im an ass killer
Youre ill but Im iller...
Sadly those aren't my lines. The chili peppers beat me to it. I dont even know what song, but it must be brilliant.
Today I think I would like to spread distress, havoc, that sort of thing around the block by pretending to be a Mormon...
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unclegraysius:
... keep playin' til I shoot through, Blue ...
takora:
GIGAN! GIGAN! GIGAN!
radio 4 rocks...
radio 4 rocks...
I bought a huge burrito.
I bought 2 small books.
I have a big glass of orange juice
(with vodka).
I have a crow outside looking at me from a telephone wire. Doesn't he go to bed at this time? Maybe I should invite him in. I'll open the back door...
Come on in.
I bought 2 small books.
I have a big glass of orange juice
(with vodka).
I have a crow outside looking at me from a telephone wire. Doesn't he go to bed at this time? Maybe I should invite him in. I'll open the back door...
Come on in.
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motleyboy:
Hell yeah! Ever listen to the Impressions?
Fucking Burritos in CA kick ass!! God I miss them.
Fucking Burritos in CA kick ass!! God I miss them.
fred:
I think you've captured the essence of "burrito"
A 32oz screwdriver in one hand a technical masterpiece of stuffed tortilla in the other. Bring it...
Now there is a lot of metaphysical debate as to the ultimate burrito variety:
at one time a carne asada and a budweiser tall boy was quite the thing.
Then I strayed back to the 2 beef tacos, maybe with 2/3 a six pack of heineken.
Nowadays I prefer the vegetarian over the carne asada. The guacamole, salsa and cilantro are still there to reassure, but you get the much lighter rice and beans along with that.
Most days a diet coke is enough also. If it's necessary maybe a bean tostada or a single beef taco.
A 32oz screwdriver in one hand a technical masterpiece of stuffed tortilla in the other. Bring it...
Now there is a lot of metaphysical debate as to the ultimate burrito variety:
at one time a carne asada and a budweiser tall boy was quite the thing.
Then I strayed back to the 2 beef tacos, maybe with 2/3 a six pack of heineken.
Nowadays I prefer the vegetarian over the carne asada. The guacamole, salsa and cilantro are still there to reassure, but you get the much lighter rice and beans along with that.
Most days a diet coke is enough also. If it's necessary maybe a bean tostada or a single beef taco.
Wheels be good to go, but the man says be wary of freeway drivin. I says to him, "will do." And i'm off and runnin.
Almost hit my first pedestrian of the day. Too bad I missed. There would have been no witnesses. Righteous bastard had the nerve to tell me the ways of the road. I know, I know you bloody cunt, now proceed...
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Almost hit my first pedestrian of the day. Too bad I missed. There would have been no witnesses. Righteous bastard had the nerve to tell me the ways of the road. I know, I know you bloody cunt, now proceed...
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debrajean:
I just tryed to im you...I guess I'll try one more time...
nisi:
debra jean wrote to me!!! my day is complete. james bond movie on NBC, ya baby. who's the female lead? je ne sais pas. it just started.
but i guess i can share....you are the coolest of the cool.
modern day oscar wilde and sinatra all wrapped up into one cute little box..(man that is)