In china this place is fucking mad.
Got the airport. No bag. Bollox. Spent an hour or so waiting for it turn up. No luck. Got a ride back to my cousins joint they seem to drive every where on the horn they just beep it all the time for no real reason. Crossing the stret alone is taking yourl ife in your own hand. As there seems to be no real order to things. Went to some pommy bar had a few beers and dinner. Strange thing was all white guys only a few white girls, all the rest of the girls were asian. Back at cousins place had a spliff and crashed.
Went for a walk this morning nearly got run over a few time. This guy spent 10 minutes trying to sell me a rolex i knocked him down to 1/4 the price by telling him to go away and then halfed that telling him to fuck off. Found this dude making some really cooling rool thinigies to eat, the smell of the drains turned my stomac a bit to much as this was surposed to be my breakfast. Fianlly found some grub at star bucks. Yea I know half way round the world and i'm eating western food. But i was starved and had enough of trying to find something intresting to eat. So now i'm sat here waitng for my laugage to turn up.
Might have to roll another fat one before long.
In a bit the ching chong nutter
Got the airport. No bag. Bollox. Spent an hour or so waiting for it turn up. No luck. Got a ride back to my cousins joint they seem to drive every where on the horn they just beep it all the time for no real reason. Crossing the stret alone is taking yourl ife in your own hand. As there seems to be no real order to things. Went to some pommy bar had a few beers and dinner. Strange thing was all white guys only a few white girls, all the rest of the girls were asian. Back at cousins place had a spliff and crashed.
Went for a walk this morning nearly got run over a few time. This guy spent 10 minutes trying to sell me a rolex i knocked him down to 1/4 the price by telling him to go away and then halfed that telling him to fuck off. Found this dude making some really cooling rool thinigies to eat, the smell of the drains turned my stomac a bit to much as this was surposed to be my breakfast. Fianlly found some grub at star bucks. Yea I know half way round the world and i'm eating western food. But i was starved and had enough of trying to find something intresting to eat. So now i'm sat here waitng for my laugage to turn up.
Might have to roll another fat one before long.
In a bit the ching chong nutter
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no money to do both