walk in the door, take off the tie, step out of the dress pants, step into the dickies. the interview was sanitized and thoroughly corporate, is it impolite to tell a manager that not only could you do their job as well as they could, but you could also bench press them?
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logged in 13.5 hours at work today... received one of the all-time best complements on my performance ever: it was in regards to my coworker joe, who i have been teaching some industry tricks to for the last few weeks.
Boss Guy: since you started, joe has been fucking up 700% less than normal.
today was a fair amount of time in the bucket truck....
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Boss Guy: since you started, joe has been fucking up 700% less than normal.
today was a fair amount of time in the bucket truck....
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pixie_fragments:
i am pulling 4 doubles this week. i am so badass. and my paycheck is going to be so much less shitty than it usually is.
and remember, the charismatic ALWAYS kill at interviews.
and remember, the charismatic ALWAYS kill at interviews.
derceto:
glad you like it man 
i was sure you had mentioned you guys were trying to get it but were having trouble. so i came across it going through some of my stuff and thought i'd send it to you. i think that is still one of my favorite two player games of all time.
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i was sure you had mentioned you guys were trying to get it but were having trouble. so i came across it going through some of my stuff and thought i'd send it to you. i think that is still one of my favorite two player games of all time. [Edited on Nov 03, 2005 1:33AM]
i am not qualified to be a...
waiter.
i taught myself graphic design and worked at a professional level for two years and i am not qualifed to be a...
waiter.
i grew up in restaurants and worked in all of the other positions except waiter, busser or bartender and i am not qualifed to be a...
waiter.
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waiter.
i taught myself graphic design and worked at a professional level for two years and i am not qualifed to be a...
waiter.
i grew up in restaurants and worked in all of the other positions except waiter, busser or bartender and i am not qualifed to be a...
waiter.
the quest begins tomorrow for putting in...
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frost:
dood...waiting tables is the fucking greatest! anyone can do it...if you think you can act...you can wait...think of it as being in a movie...that is how i do it! 
aoife:
'cause you don't have to call me darlin'....darlin'....
you never even call me by my name.
it's great to watch the hipsters slowly lose their inhiibitions and sing along.
you never even call me by my name.
it's great to watch the hipsters slowly lose their inhiibitions and sing along.
i washed my hair today. the last time i did this... well, i can't remember, i think it may have been in july.
also, i got to operate the bucket truck today at work. never done that before. feel manly.
also, i got to operate the bucket truck today at work. never done that before. feel manly.
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fatality:
I don't remember the last time I brushed mine. That has to count for something...
palo:
My ribcage feels different today.
New Skinny Puppy DVD... I am wet with anticipation... someone should totally buy it for me... I had never heard a Skinny Puppy song before and two summers ago I went to see them play in Boston because I was bored and because I wanted to see the opening band (who I can't seem to remember at this moment, but I think it was a...
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aoife:
double post. I don't even love you that much.
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scullyt:
I love the Gilmore Girls! Yeah I am a dork, but that's OK right?
Hello..... Is anyone there, did you all leave, I'm not a really big dork! OK I am but come back!
Hello..... Is anyone there, did you all leave, I'm not a really big dork! OK I am but come back!
I'm currently scheming a way to get back into teaching martial arts... I need to find a place to work-out and get back in shape, then I may go back to Pennsylvania for two weekends to train with some of the higher-ranking black belts and if I feel confident enough, I will ask my instructor to test me for my second degree black belt. I've...
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derceto:
i found something that i may be sending to you
derceto:
now i'm totally picturing that
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Fictional depictions of sexuality between consenting adults: illegal. Actual wholesale slaughter of foreign civilians: legal.
Buy the ultra-realistic army video...
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Fictional depictions of sexuality between consenting adults: illegal. Actual wholesale slaughter of foreign civilians: legal.
Buy the ultra-realistic army video...
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the_alchemist:
Are you going to be at the Damone show with your girl tonight. I think you should. 
i_zombie:
thank you 
last night i dreamt that i dyed my hair and shaved it into a bright green mohawk. i was slightly depressed when i woke up to find that i hadn't done so. i think this is some kind of a sign.
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scullyt:
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scullyt:
I SAID NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Everything that I ever wanted to be seems so far away. The years of my life striving, fighting and pushing against invisible boundaries reveal themselves not as a forward march to a coveted goal, but as a misdirected trial of strength. What was I even doing for these last few years? What was I trying to become?
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scullyt:
Yes it sucks, cause fortunately they do pay well for entry level cashiering, $10-12, which isn't bad since it would mostly be fun money. I wish i could just find some desktop publishing thing to do at home or some home based business. Actually I wish I had the $1600 to just go to beauty school then i would be happy!
strix:
my friend snuck a camera in under her shirt, i took pictures, a bouncer grabed me, knocked me to the ground (literally) and dragged me out... it was a good time
When was the last time you got laid while Smashing Pumpkins was playing in the background?
Betcha said 1995.
In your face! I did it three nights ago!
***
In other news, I am getting fat. Is it possible to be eating because you are depressed but also in a great mood?
<b>Doo!</b>
Betcha said 1995.
In your face! I did it three nights ago!
***
In other news, I am getting fat. Is it possible to be eating because you are depressed but also in a great mood?
<b>Doo!</b>
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sapphic_plastic:
FUCK YEAH!
i don't have school on thurs. so i can go out wed. night!!!!!!!!!
i don't have school on thurs. so i can go out wed. night!!!!!!!!!
odette:
hey poopypants! the signing is at newbury (sp) comics. the one by the virgin records store
even if it makes me think of Steve, I fucking need it. the AC/DC isn't cutting it.