boundcreature

Sometimes, I think I'd rather die if I have to live another minute of my life without making comics. I hate the last three years of my life so profoundly that I can only hope that I make it out of this rut to look back upon this period of my life with the disdain I currently feel about my high school years.

My Fuel...
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i am tired and full of frustrated rage.
i wish my girlfriend was here.
i picked my fifth favorite suicide girl.
i'm probably going to go to sleep.
g'night.

thank you.
it's beautiful and
it still smells like you.

i'm confused also.
i owe you an apology or two.

miss you.

Dating is like capitalism; you think you have a strong consumer relationship and then, out of nowhere, a couple of mediocre scavenger businesses pop up on the peripheray seeking to capitalize on your major weaknesses. Now, in business, this is just fine, it forces the top businesses to respond to the challenge of the underdogs to remain competitive. It doesn't matter that the top business...
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I was stressing out all day trying to figure out how I could manage to work one job every day, get two more part-time jobs, finish the freelance project I'm doing and get the next one lined-up and started while at the same time, finishing my studio and implementing customer management and invoicing software as well as handling the financial aid stuff for applying to...
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The Dwarves kicked my ass.

Blag is so great. He was so honestly little-kid-excited that everyone in the room tonight knew the lyrics to all of their songs that all he could say inbetween each one was: "yeah, fuck yeah!" His excitement started, early on, when, at the end of "Everybody's Girl" he put the microphone into the audience and a girl up front sang...
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Today was dedicated to running errands to bring the apartment more up to speed, after nine weeks, we finally bought a microwave and also shelving so we can store our clothes in a more organized fashion (as opposed to on our respective floors); then we bought new clothes for work, but, the first thing ThePants and I did was go on a shopping spree in...
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An Email from my Mom:

The reader should know that this email was in reply to one I sent with attached photos of me from Halloween (dressed as Encino Man). And that today, the same day as the email arrived, we received a package containing forks, wash cloths, candy, hot chocolate, biscuit mix and a card. Alumnae of the First Horror Movie Slumber Party should...
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Real Update...

I wonder what it was like to be alive at a time when one's primary objective was to secure food, shelter and a mate... and not die. It is exactly that type of single-minded focus that leads to accomplishment.

My discipline has been weak as of late. When you push yourself hard, yet have no idea of what you are doing, all you...
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hi landlord, the toilet's not working properly, i mean, it's not clogging, it's just not flushing completely, it's not a big deal, just a little irritating.

ok, i get you new one.



three hours later, he installs a new friggen toilet.

best. landlord. ever.

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i need a second job, please recommend something profitable that you think I can do.