if i were a samurai, i would've killed a man last night.
if i were a samurai last night, and i did not kill the man in question, i would be shamed. depending on my honor, i would either make the decision to commit seppoku on my own or i would be commanded to do it by my lord.
i know, that one cannot live...
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if i were a samurai last night, and i did not kill the man in question, i would be shamed. depending on my honor, i would either make the decision to commit seppoku on my own or i would be commanded to do it by my lord.
i know, that one cannot live...
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i've been full of lame journal entries lately, so tonight, even though i'd like to try to kick it old school, i don't have the energy or enthusiasm or the content. i'd like to offer you classic BuckyKatt666-style passion with subued boundcreature-esque wisdom, but it's not gonna happen, at least not tonight, maybe sometime this week. i haven't written an entry about dancing...
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popetom:
girls are stoopid.
It'd be easier to deal with this if they wern't so damn hot.
-PT
fenchurch:
Hot shit.
I'll probably be in Boston soon weeping on the feet of TheRedBaron while he tries to help fix my computer, so maybe you can add "hang with Fenchurch" to that list at some point.
I'll probably be in Boston soon weeping on the feet of TheRedBaron while he tries to help fix my computer, so maybe you can add "hang with Fenchurch" to that list at some point.
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sapphic_plastic:
to answer your question, Kay_ and i both have underscores in our names to mark us as superior beings in our plot for total world domination!
just thought i'd clear that up.
just thought i'd clear that up.
soiraile:
aww thats cute
my friends are trying to get me to join their jiu jitsu classes.
my friends are trying to get me to join their jiu jitsu classes.
so, two nights each week, the kickboxing school has jiu-jitsu classes... not traditional jiu-jitsu, more like mixed-martial-arts (MMA) groundfighting classes. i'm pretty familiar with this style of combat from cross-training with my original instructor, but i have been out of the loop for the last few years.
i think i have been wrestling with my girlfriends for far too long, as during my first round...
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i think i have been wrestling with my girlfriends for far too long, as during my first round...
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oldskoolpat:
glad you are kicking some ass! thanks for the nice comment too.
"I want to revamp your grocery shopping technique. Everytime you buy something not on sale or without a coupon, it breaks my heart a little."
My girlfriend is so rad.
My girlfriend is so rad.
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mylf:
is it odd that I am teaching this lesson to Pip? As a matter of fact I'm taking him grocery shopping with me today to teach some lessons 
sapphic_plastic:
rock on! at least i know that cosmo is good for something other than teaching women to bag the richest alpha male in the pack. i for one can't read their dating advice without getting depressed for the state of the world because it always seems to boil down to stuff about playing hard to get so he won't think you're a slut, letting a guy think he's right when you know he's wrong, and if all else fails... tell him how big and strong he is. is that all men really want to hear? i for one like to hope humanity has moved beyond such crap... but my refusal to accept it may be why i'm single.
gah!
i'm cutting myself off before the rant starts.
gah!
i'm cutting myself off before the rant starts.
i have decided to blame the way i treat my girlfriend (when we are alone) entirely on my Mom and the fact that our apartment was filled with abandoned issues of COSMO that i read all throughout my adolescence.
thankfully, i also had punk rock and the martial arts to make me, at least, manly enough that i could even get a girlfriend.
thankfully, i also had punk rock and the martial arts to make me, at least, manly enough that i could even get a girlfriend.
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sapphic_plastic:
please don't think that girls are all as vapid and obnoxious as we come off as in cosmo.
i read some of those things and think i must be a different BREED than some of those women....
i read some of those things and think i must be a different BREED than some of those women....
popetom:
It's why I'm a holy man... errr, man.
-PT
-PT
so, i had dinner at CRAZY DOUGH in harvard today, which i always enjoy because they have great pizza and they play music videos on a flat-screen tv while you eat. i had never seen the band who was playing in today's video, but i found that i watched most of the performance and didn't even read my swell new book on advertising. their sound...
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lukebunny:
There are worse bands you could like than Depche Mode. I should know, I like a bunch of them
seantastic:
Crap II'm all hungry for pizza now. This wouldnt have happened if you updated your damn journal. Damn you! Hey I like that personal jesus song.
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jebustheimpaler:
eat the brush.
eat it.
do it.
dooooo it.
eat it.
do it.
dooooo it.
a week or two of sleeping fucked hours and not seeing the sun and not knowing if i should be asleep or awake or even what day it is has wrecked me. i have been in a funk for a few days. the heat is not helping. i'll get used to it and really don't mind it all that much, it was just sudden and...
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mydogfarted:
e-mail me or AIM me. I want to talk to you about something.
sapphic_plastic:
i just love how the lyrics have all this post apocalyptic imagery and then ozzie's basically like: "love me!"
i probably heard the white zombie version on the radio before i even heard the sabbath one.
i probably heard the white zombie version on the radio before i even heard the sabbath one.
DRE: Did you feel that the twist ending in High Tension was necessary?
Cecile: No, it was not necessary.
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I didn't think so either. Yet another perfectly good horror film is thrown in the fucking waste bin.
Pussies.
Cecile: No, it was not necessary.
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I didn't think so either. Yet another perfectly good horror film is thrown in the fucking waste bin.
Pussies.
friedbanana:
*adds to list of movies not to watch*
palo:
Hello? Hello? Jordan, pick up. It's your girlfriend. You there? Oh well. Just calling to say hi. I'll try back later I guess. Goodnight.
BUSHIDO FUCKING CODE.