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Tuesday Oct 04, 2005

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Boundcreature and ThePants are painting one of the bedrooms in their new apartment at the end of the day...

ThePants: So, did I tell you about the guy I work with who went back to London to save his marriage? I know I told somebody...
Boundcreature: Um, no.
ThePants: Well, he didn't come into work the other day and I was all 'where is he' and someone said he went back to London to save his marriage... apparently his wife wasn't happy about him coming over here for four months to work and leaving her with the baby.
Boundcreature: Go figure.
ThePants: Yeah, so anyway, she came back with him and she's really hot.
Boundcreature: heh.
ThePants: I mean, he's hot too, so it makes sense. He's got that scruffy sort of European thing going on.
Boundcreature: Like a more attractive, young Shane MacGowan? Though I suppose he's more of a scruffy-looking mutant with boyish charm.
ThePants: We call that "interesting to look at."
Boundcreature: Right.
ThePants: He's more like an Australian type.. I mean, not quite Hugh Grant sexy-
Boundcreature: hahaha-
ThePants: More like Paul Hogan sexy-
Boundcreature: HAHAHAHAHA... I can't believe we are having this conversation.

Boundcreature is walking into the living room in his pajamas after painting the bedroom. He is not wearing underwear and thinks to make sure the single button holding the front flap of his pants together is fastened. It isn't and he fixes it. He is shortly joined by ThePants for a game of the Sega Genesis classic Sunset Riders before bed. Not five minutes into the game...

ThePants: Pardon me, my penis is showing.

For he too was running commando, but he had forgotten to button his fly.
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
jebustheimpaler:
re: backseat of car

I can't even tell when you're being sarcastic anymore.
Oct 5, 2005
odette:
riveting. see ya soon
Oct 6, 2005

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