so, it seems that the pope has died. which, i guess is a bummer, but i'm not catholic, in fact, i fucking hate catholics with a magnificent passion, so i really could care less...

but still, it got me to thinking, that if i was the pope and i was a couple of days away from biting the big one, then i would put a call in to richmond, virginia or metal blade records (whichever number was easier to get, as i recall from setting up the interview, the people at metal blade are very accomodating) and i would make myself available to...

let oderus kill me during a live gwar show.

now that would be rad!