boundcreature

i had intended to come home tonight and set about fixing up the magnificent collection of holes in my tight-ass rocker pants, so that i could wear them to manray, but i neglected to take into account that the meeting i had to attend after work would suck the last bit of enthusiasm out of me. so now, i have decided that, yes, i will still wear the pants, only i will ALSO wear some underwear (black) so that no one can see my bum.

the meeting went really well. i have been volunteering for the local chapter of the graphic artists guild for about five or six months now and the president asked me if i would design a mailer to promote our next five events. pretty sweet. of course, there is no pay, but there are no guidelines either; i get to design whatever the hell i want (within reason) for a professional organization to promote themselves with. it's also pretty exciting, because I AM REALLY FUCKING BORED lately now that i am not working on the scooter store website until the client gives me the heads up on future projects.

what's a guy to do with all of this free time and no little projects to work on?

so, i've decided i'm totally gonna make this a showpiece for myself. i haven't done any serious illustration work in two years, so this is a chance for me to just sit down and draw like a mothafucka.

i just need to figure out the theme and all that.

last night i was the greatest cook who ever lived. i cooked and then hacked-up some sausage to throw in a pot of pasta sauce i was making and then later turned some of it into a totally bitchin' omelette. this morning, when i woke up, i could actually smell the sauce, simmering in all of its 10 hour slow-cooker glory. i had ravioli at work today with the sauce on it. good times, good times. there's plenty left, so come on over and we'll eat some pasta (please bring some bread).

i ate the omelette last night for dinner (oh the joyous celebration that is breakfast at dinner time; rejoice!) while watching LAKE PLACID... or, as i like to call it: THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!

holy shit; it takes a lot to be a standout in such a competitive genre as larger-than-average-alligators-or-crocodiles-who-appear-where-they-shouldn't-be-and-eat-people-alot, but man, LAKE PLACID rises above the pack with oscar-worthy performances from bill pullman (the greatest actor alive), brendan gleeson, bridget fonda, oliver platt and betty white (you cocksucker!). i'm so surprised this movie doesn't have any sequels... i mean shit, the other notable movies in this category (CROCODILE and ALLIGATOR) have got sequels (CROCODILE 2 : DEATH SWAMP and ALLIGATOR 2 : THE MUTATION).

what a bad ass movie that is! i can't believe it took me so many years to buy it. i saw it in the movie theater when it came out and i totally couldn't put my feet on the floor for fear they would be bitten off!

fucking rad.

okay, time to go put on make-up and tight pants...