the penn-syl-ma-vania excursion is drawing to a close; i'm tired and bored at home, about to pack up and get some sleep. tomorrow will be a big day... massage at 10 a.m., lunch with The Pants at our favorite hometown deli, drive to new jersey, hang with mydogfarted and CrazyAnimalLady, then we dance...
i had a meeting today with the scooter store owner-guy about working on franchises and the future of the website. it went alright. he is more desperate than i am right now and in no position to make demands against me. i am getting much better at being firm and standing my ground instead of making wanton threats of physical violence at him. i am gradually becoming a much better businessperson i suppose.
earlier, i saw my uncle and he gave me my x-mas present, the two disc special edition of FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS (complete with slipcase and ralph steadman cover :drool
. its one of my all-time favorite movies, i can't wait to jump into the special features on that fucker.
today i went to a complex of corporate stores that was built next to our "mall" a few years ago. there is a PETCO next to the PETSMART and a CIRCUIT CITY next to the BEST BUY. when i say next to, i mean less than five hundred yards from one another (they share a parking lot for fucks sake). it makes me so sick and angry.
i was trying to buy some dvd's there. dumb move.
i went into CIRCUIT CITY and BEST BUY and i just felt so homogenized and marketed to... i felt like a tool. it made me feel sick. i wanted to tell the "greeter" to go fuck himself when he said "hi" to me. i thought about hitting random people, but then i thought that one of them might be somebody else's thefullnelson and i thought about how i would feel if somebody hit my thefullnelson and i decided against it.
i put down the movies i picked out and left the store.
later i watched fifteen minutes of television. just enough to piss me off completely. i would say, at this point, that ann coulter is a fuck-tart that should be shot, but really, what i meant to say, is that anyone who listens to ann coulter and doesn't realize that she has her head up her ass is a fuck-tart and should refrain from speaking in public and voting.
oh yeah baby, lets just all divide nicely into liberals and conservaties. lets preserve the illusion. lets create fake teams and spend our days playing games; while they fuck us from all sides.
i want to spit on so many people.
the only function of public education should be to teach kids to think for themselves. after that, we should just learn stuff about the world until we are ready to make a decision on what we want to do with ourselves.
movies i've watched recently:
MEET THE FOCKERS: funny. less uncomfortable than the first one. dustin hoffman + robert deniro = need i say more?
MEAN GIRLS: brilliant. tina fey kicks ass.
STEPFORD WIVES (remake): i can't believe that frank oz was involved with this movie. what a pile of shit. what a serious pile of shit. fuck this movie. fuck this movie. fuck this movie. i would rather perform surgery on myself without anasthesia than watch this movie again.
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE: i'm not impressed. i can't help it. because The Pants and my other best friend love it so much i'm holding off on ranting about how "hip" it was obviously pre-fabricated to be.
thats all for now. i miss talking to certain people whose names rhyme with granny, plaingurl, aoife and odette.
i want to hang out with thefullnelson and ryan a.s.a.p.
everyone in SGBoston should go to blondie and strio's new years eve party.
this is all.
i had a meeting today with the scooter store owner-guy about working on franchises and the future of the website. it went alright. he is more desperate than i am right now and in no position to make demands against me. i am getting much better at being firm and standing my ground instead of making wanton threats of physical violence at him. i am gradually becoming a much better businessperson i suppose.
earlier, i saw my uncle and he gave me my x-mas present, the two disc special edition of FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS (complete with slipcase and ralph steadman cover :drool
. its one of my all-time favorite movies, i can't wait to jump into the special features on that fucker.
today i went to a complex of corporate stores that was built next to our "mall" a few years ago. there is a PETCO next to the PETSMART and a CIRCUIT CITY next to the BEST BUY. when i say next to, i mean less than five hundred yards from one another (they share a parking lot for fucks sake). it makes me so sick and angry.
i was trying to buy some dvd's there. dumb move.
i went into CIRCUIT CITY and BEST BUY and i just felt so homogenized and marketed to... i felt like a tool. it made me feel sick. i wanted to tell the "greeter" to go fuck himself when he said "hi" to me. i thought about hitting random people, but then i thought that one of them might be somebody else's thefullnelson and i thought about how i would feel if somebody hit my thefullnelson and i decided against it.
i put down the movies i picked out and left the store.
later i watched fifteen minutes of television. just enough to piss me off completely. i would say, at this point, that ann coulter is a fuck-tart that should be shot, but really, what i meant to say, is that anyone who listens to ann coulter and doesn't realize that she has her head up her ass is a fuck-tart and should refrain from speaking in public and voting.
oh yeah baby, lets just all divide nicely into liberals and conservaties. lets preserve the illusion. lets create fake teams and spend our days playing games; while they fuck us from all sides.
i want to spit on so many people.
the only function of public education should be to teach kids to think for themselves. after that, we should just learn stuff about the world until we are ready to make a decision on what we want to do with ourselves.
movies i've watched recently:
MEET THE FOCKERS: funny. less uncomfortable than the first one. dustin hoffman + robert deniro = need i say more?
MEAN GIRLS: brilliant. tina fey kicks ass.
STEPFORD WIVES (remake): i can't believe that frank oz was involved with this movie. what a pile of shit. what a serious pile of shit. fuck this movie. fuck this movie. fuck this movie. i would rather perform surgery on myself without anasthesia than watch this movie again.
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE: i'm not impressed. i can't help it. because The Pants and my other best friend love it so much i'm holding off on ranting about how "hip" it was obviously pre-fabricated to be.
thats all for now. i miss talking to certain people whose names rhyme with granny, plaingurl, aoife and odette.
i want to hang out with thefullnelson and ryan a.s.a.p.
everyone in SGBoston should go to blondie and strio's new years eve party.
this is all.
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i will see you at midnight
koo-huh-layn. or koo-kuh-layn. depends. Gotta love the Irish.
Happy new year, BTW.