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Friday Nov 11, 2005

Nov 11, 2005
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An Email from my Mom:

The reader should know that this email was in reply to one I sent with attached photos of me from Halloween (dressed as Encino Man). And that today, the same day as the email arrived, we received a package containing forks, wash cloths, candy, hot chocolate, biscuit mix and a card. Alumnae of the First Horror Movie Slumber Party should note the Basketcase reference she makes.

"Hey, great pictures. You are so handsome!!!! My friends think you should try modeling (with clothes on). There is a box coming...now ask yourself...What's in the box (as in what's in the basket?). Remember. Me and Kyle were talking about Numa last night. Remember the scary movie Gram let me watch when I was a little girl, about the doll? Kyle got a full-time job at a K-B wireless at the mall. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!!!!!! The infestation of fruit flys is slowing down, now that I have $30 worth of traps in the house.

Lots of xoxoxoxxoxo Mum"

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The woman is priceless.
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