I'm really SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED!!! 
At work today Jill (see crush section) decided to play Guess What Kind of Panties I'm Wearing. I had to guess color, and style (g-string, granny panties, etc.). Plus what they were made of. She kept on giving me clues and bending over going look at my butt. Damn her teasing!!!
I'm getting ready for the Party on the 19th in...
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At work today Jill (see crush section) decided to play Guess What Kind of Panties I'm Wearing. I had to guess color, and style (g-string, granny panties, etc.). Plus what they were made of. She kept on giving me clues and bending over going look at my butt. Damn her teasing!!!
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Nothing new going on. I'm just really bored! 
I'm just trying to decide if I'm going to dye my hair and what color. Anyone got any suggestions? Bleaching my hair blonde doesn't work. It just makes it a lighter red. So I'm not sure what color to make or what to use.
Well good night everyone!
I'm just trying to decide if I'm going to dye my hair and what color. Anyone got any suggestions? Bleaching my hair blonde doesn't work. It just makes it a lighter red. So I'm not sure what color to make or what to use.
Well good night everyone!
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tiamat:
question: are you affiliated w/ member otto70?
use jerome russell hair stripping and put in white blond streaks!
use jerome russell hair stripping and put in white blond streaks!
mistereel:
just shave it. shaved heads are coo
I had a fun weekend. Friday was ok. Saturday I went to see Jason Vs Freddy. Not a bad movie. It was funny as hell! 
Then I went to a party that got alittle out of hand but it was fun even though I didn't drink (I drove). All I'm going to say is 3 naked women on a water bed. 
The only thing that...
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Then I went to a party that got alittle out of hand but it was fun even though I didn't drink (I drove). All I'm going to say is 3 naked women on a water bed.
The only thing that...
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mistressmissy:
if you can find me pure silver 18 or 16 gauge nails for my ears i would love you. i cant wear anything in my ears unless its pure.
lucky105:
Freddy vs. Jason was hilarious! 
Well my FUCKING MOUSE in fucked up. Damn!!! So I probly won't be on here again at least until Saturday. Have to buy a new one plus tomarrows Friday. PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!
Everyone have a good night and weekend. Be careful and drink one for me.
I'm going to bed! See ya!
So I probly won't be on here again at least until Saturday. Have to buy a new one plus tomarrows Friday. PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!
Everyone have a good night and weekend. Be careful and drink one for me.
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freakpirate:
No Bort until Sunday?
I'll raise a glass for you tonight dude.
I'll raise a glass for you tonight dude.
alisa:
awww damn... that sucks!!! i'm going to miss you. so if you're reading this know that i'm going to be toking it up in your honor tonight.
have bunches of fun....
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have bunches of fun....
14 more days
I had a bad day today!!! I was depressed for most of the day. My one year anniversery is coming up this month at work and for some reason I started thinking about last year at this time. Which made me miss my step-son alot and I started crying. I was thinking of how much fun halloween was last year it was his 1st time...
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I was depressed for most of the day. My one year anniversery is coming up this month at work and for some reason I started thinking about last year at this time. Which made me miss my step-son alot and I started crying. I was thinking of how much fun halloween was last year it was his 1st time... Read More
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freakpirate:
Just keeping an eye out for you man. Gotta keep the boards rolling with Bort-ful laughter.
freakpirate:
I saw the cigarettes. That was a little disturbing to say the least. But I don't think I'll be tempted to smoke again any time soon. I'll picture Bort's box of cocks and either burst out laughing or vomit.
Well today was funny at work. Well somewhat I got my shorts stuck on my machine and in ripped a big hole in the front. Jill (girl I work with that I like) didn't notice at 1st. Untill I grapped the duct tape and started to tape them up. She kept on trying to look in the hole. I told her to stope trying to...
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mistereel:
duct tape fixes everything doesnt it ha
ladydeath:
Hmm your work swounds fun and interesting I'm guessing you make car doors.
Wow I've almost got 1,000 comment!!! It was at 963 the last time I looked! That's 963 times you people have had to deal with weird, smartass, things getting me in trouble, apologizes, and funny shit that I've said! I feel SORRY for everyone! 
Well everyone have a good day/night I'm off to kill some things (Nintendo Gamecude and Computer games). I'll be back some...
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Well everyone have a good day/night I'm off to kill some things (Nintendo Gamecude and Computer games). I'll be back some...
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alisa:
oooh i missed all my major ones like 1000 and 2000. i think i'm going to keep an eye out for my 3,333 rd post and celebrate that one. but knowing me i'll miss that one or have missed that one already.
i got your email and i sent you one, too. i hope i'm not causing any trouble with getting a ride and that's it's not out of your way. which it probably is. if it is i can try and get another ride if it would make it easier for you
thanks for saying i could ride with you.
i got your email and i sent you one, too. i hope i'm not causing any trouble with getting a ride and that's it's not out of your way. which it probably is. if it is i can try and get another ride if it would make it easier for you
thanks for saying i could ride with you.
alisa:
got it... thanks i'm so super excited about it that i can't stop talking about it. and i have no idea how i'm going to control myself from hugging everybody.
party party party
i'm so super excited about it that i can't stop talking about it. and i have no idea how i'm going to control myself from hugging everybody.
party party party
Well there's a picture of my Simpsons Ying Yang (I don't know whats with the black lines.) Working on changing my Pictures.
There new pictures now in my pictures. Theres even one of me. I'm such a fucking dork!!! I hate the way I look!!!!!! Will be adding more later!
Good Night everyone!
There new pictures now in my pictures. Theres even one of me. I'm such a fucking dork!!! I hate the way I look!!!!!!
Will be adding more later!
Good Night everyone!
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mrsmead:
well, there you go, then
stipud:
ok, so now we know which one you are. in the picture where you (might) be, i guessed wrong... i figured it was the guy to your left. sweet tattoo man.
i am setting up two fileservers now at work, one will be all black, one all white... i am calling them ying and yang.
meep
i am setting up two fileservers now at work, one will be all black, one all white... i am calling them ying and yang.
meep
WOMEN SCARE ME!!!
Well sometimes!
Reason #1
As of Friday night the girl I have a crush on freaked me way out! Why does all the weird shit happen to me! Things were going great, we were at her house, talk of getting naked came, and then she said some thing I'll never forget. Have you ever had a dildo shoved in your butt while...
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Well sometimes!
Reason #1
As of Friday night the girl I have a crush on freaked me way out! Why does all the weird shit happen to me! Things were going great, we were at her house, talk of getting naked came, and then she said some thing I'll never forget. Have you ever had a dildo shoved in your butt while...
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lucky105:
Us chicks are crazy, but it keeps things interesting.
imbleeding:
Yeah man...if you gets you some, you should just deal with it and let her plug you. 
Shhhhh don't tell anyone but I'm really high!!! Hehehehe
Everyone take a hit and pass it on.
Read This Please! And leave me some feed back. Thanks!
Good Night!!!
P.S. I'm leaving this post up until I get to page #2. Since I've never had that many replys in one entry. So reply please!
Everyone take a hit and pass it on.
Read This Please! And leave me some feed back. Thanks!
Good Night!!!
P.S. I'm leaving this post up until I get to page #2. Since I've never had that many replys in one entry. So reply please!
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tiamat:
i am from british columbia. so your secret is my secret
mistereel:
that must have been a good high heh.
I love the rain! 
It reminds me of the song by Garbage I'm only happy when it rains! We lost power today at work and then the made everyone take cover because a Torando was spotted. I stood at the door and watched for it. Fuck taking cover with a bunch of hillbillies. If I going to die by a torando then I want to...
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It reminds me of the song by Garbage I'm only happy when it rains! We lost power today at work and then the made everyone take cover because a Torando was spotted. I stood at the door and watched for it. Fuck taking cover with a bunch of hillbillies. If I going to die by a torando then I want to... Read More
tarbaby:
rain makes me happy because then i don't have to go out and water my freaking garden. i'm so lazy
Day swiftly come and go. I'm dreaming of her. She's seeing other guys. Emotions they stir. The sun is gone. The nights are long. And I am left while the tears fall. Did you think I would cry. On the phone? Do you know what it feels like. Being alone? I'll find someone new. (So fuck you.) Swing, Swing, Swing from the tangles of. My...
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rhaatid:
youve been makin some friends since ive been gone dude. good up!
alisa:
1. i love the fact that you're so excited abbout this girl and i hope beyond hope that it works out...but she sooooo likes you . it's so obvious!!!
2. i love love love courage the cowardly dog.
and 3. i love you and can't wait for the party next month. the other night i had to go to a previous engagement that i didn't know about until the last minute so i wasn't online anyway. i gotta go real quick but i'll be on later. maybe we can chat or something
2. i love love love courage the cowardly dog.
and 3. i love you and can't wait for the party next month. the other night i had to go to a previous engagement that i didn't know about until the last minute so i wasn't online anyway. i gotta go real quick but i'll be on later. maybe we can chat or something
I'm not leaving because of that. I'm leaving because I'm poor, and honestly, I think the sets need to be more creative. If they have their pic of girls you'd think the sets would be getting more interesting rather then less.
-good evening.