boredumb

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.

so im here. im juss kickin' it like a muthafuckin' wild-ass donkey. im going out in a few, gonna put some miller high life down. oh shit!
tomorrow, im going to the Bizzarre Bazaar in Davis Sq, near my house. this is some wierd ass market that theyre setting up. im not sure what this entails, but im going w/ friends from the tattoo/piercing joint, so i guess it must have something to do w/that kinda shite. should be fun/interesting.
OHZ YEAH. i have my friggin holiday break coming up, thank god. dec24-jan5. doesnt seem like a long time? well, i havent taken a vacation in a whole friggin YEAR. so, im really looking fwd to it.
try drinking a guinness before bedtime, youll sleep like a log. (till you wake up when you have to piss so bad yr eyeballs be floating!) seriously, i love night caps.
NO WHAT ELSE I LOVE? UNPROTECTED SEX!! i mean, uh...safe sex, yeah. uhh...safer sex. whatever.
blarrrgh. my goddamn belt is falling apart. son of a bitch!
i wanna find a girl who will go out for burritos w/me, then have coffee w/me, we'd come home and watch TV, talk about the books we like, then have mad-ass-crazy-scratch my back and bite my chin sex, we go to bed, and we wake up together, happy and full of wonder at each other. (this has happened before, but may never again...)
tangent. disregard.

I LOVE FRIDAY. I LOVE TAP-ON SOLOS. I LOVE BEANS AND RICE. I LOVE the FBI. (last one, not so true.)

take it sleazy, kids.