So there's this guy in town called Chris. He's kinda older than everyone else (early 60s) which is nice enough, But he also thinks he's cooler than mountain lake water. He is. Basically. A stupid cunt. (As an unimportant detail he's also married to a wonderful girl in her early thirties.. its... despicable that they ended up together.. she deserves so much better..)
On the first night I met him he started talking all kinds of shit about me for no reason, since I didn't even know him.. and he didn't know me. On the first night John met him, he started talking all kinds of shit for no reason.. blah blah blah
Siz months later...
So tonight, Harold rocks up to the bar, and this fuckwit Chris is sitting there. Chris says "Those are some fucking jailjouse tattoos aren't they" to Harold
Glancing at his para tattoos Harold is not impressed at this cheeky cunts attitude. He gives him a "You're fucking lucky you're talking to someone as nice as me. If you talked to any other fucker who'd spent 8 years as a para....."..... you wouldn't be fucking walking out of this bar.. kinda talk
Harold's a good guy, but he doesn't like the prisoner intimation from a random guy he never met before. Chris started pretending he was back in 'Nam. He's old enough, but his stories don't match the history. His shit was.. 'shit'. Myself and Harold both ended up laughing at the cunt.
He started on me, tried to start a fight with me.. but I was a nice boy and let him go. I didn't have to, He told me that I was an asshole (about 50x) right in my face. Which is fair enough, sometimes I am, and this cunt doesn't have to like me. But he also said I was an asshole to Angie which REALLy pissed me off. Angie is the one person i've met in Korea who i really really liked. Angie rocks, she was the best friend I've had here. I love the girl. And he starts saying I was an asshole to her.. Ugh it pissed me off so much. Although he spent a year longer than me in the same town as her, he didn't actually know her like I did. Me and Angie were tight. She thought he was ok but a little strange. He's always super nice to the women in town though so its understandable she didn't mind him.
Anyway I didn't have to be nice to him when he started being a dickhead. harold was sitting next to me and aching to kick the shit out of him. I knew if i wound chris up enough to hit me he'd get beaten. I didn't wanta see a fight so I just let him insult me until he fucked off to hit on the waitresses again. He probably thinks I'm a pussy now because I wouldn't rise to his bait. If I had he'd be in hospital now though, just because of the guy i was drinking with. I won't claim I'm tough enough to hurt him that much though. Anyway after his shit II just pretended I was interested in his make believe 'nam stories, and that I didn't think he was a stupid cunt when he asked me "Do you think I'm a stupid cunt".
So all in all, I renewed an enemy (CHRIS CUNT) and realised I really do have some friends in this town. Chris had pissed people off even before I saw him tonight heh. Stupid bastard...
On the first night I met him he started talking all kinds of shit about me for no reason, since I didn't even know him.. and he didn't know me. On the first night John met him, he started talking all kinds of shit for no reason.. blah blah blah
Siz months later...
So tonight, Harold rocks up to the bar, and this fuckwit Chris is sitting there. Chris says "Those are some fucking jailjouse tattoos aren't they" to Harold
Glancing at his para tattoos Harold is not impressed at this cheeky cunts attitude. He gives him a "You're fucking lucky you're talking to someone as nice as me. If you talked to any other fucker who'd spent 8 years as a para....."..... you wouldn't be fucking walking out of this bar.. kinda talk
Harold's a good guy, but he doesn't like the prisoner intimation from a random guy he never met before. Chris started pretending he was back in 'Nam. He's old enough, but his stories don't match the history. His shit was.. 'shit'. Myself and Harold both ended up laughing at the cunt.
He started on me, tried to start a fight with me.. but I was a nice boy and let him go. I didn't have to, He told me that I was an asshole (about 50x) right in my face. Which is fair enough, sometimes I am, and this cunt doesn't have to like me. But he also said I was an asshole to Angie which REALLy pissed me off. Angie is the one person i've met in Korea who i really really liked. Angie rocks, she was the best friend I've had here. I love the girl. And he starts saying I was an asshole to her.. Ugh it pissed me off so much. Although he spent a year longer than me in the same town as her, he didn't actually know her like I did. Me and Angie were tight. She thought he was ok but a little strange. He's always super nice to the women in town though so its understandable she didn't mind him.
Anyway I didn't have to be nice to him when he started being a dickhead. harold was sitting next to me and aching to kick the shit out of him. I knew if i wound chris up enough to hit me he'd get beaten. I didn't wanta see a fight so I just let him insult me until he fucked off to hit on the waitresses again. He probably thinks I'm a pussy now because I wouldn't rise to his bait. If I had he'd be in hospital now though, just because of the guy i was drinking with. I won't claim I'm tough enough to hurt him that much though. Anyway after his shit II just pretended I was interested in his make believe 'nam stories, and that I didn't think he was a stupid cunt when he asked me "Do you think I'm a stupid cunt".
So all in all, I renewed an enemy (CHRIS CUNT) and realised I really do have some friends in this town. Chris had pissed people off even before I saw him tonight heh. Stupid bastard...