Got this from the banquet chef. Does anyone actually do this ???
How to Poop At Work / school :
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles (or offices) and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping...
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How to Poop At Work / school :
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles (or offices) and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping...
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This was forwarded to me by Grama ma M...
Kindda amusing...
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the
time to write this all down.
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear"the rules"
from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note...
these are...
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Kindda amusing...
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the
time to write this all down.
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear"the rules"
from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note...
these are...
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onie:
haha.. ive heard that before!
drop me a line if you wanna be my friend!
hehehe
X
Onie
drop me a line if you wanna be my friend!
hehehe
X
Onie
whitewidow:
Hello friend
Kisses
Kisses
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M EASILY bothered by PERSISTANCE
ONE STEP FROM LASHING OUT AT YOU...
YOU WANT IN TO GET UNDER MY SKIN AND CALL YOURSELF
A FRIEND. I'VE GOT MORE FRIENDS LIKE YOU
WHAT DO I DO?
IS tHERE NO STANDARD ANYMORE?
WHAT IT TAKES, WHO I AM, WHERE I'VE bEEN, bELONG.
YOU CAN'T BE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT.
bE YOURSELF, bY YOURSELF, STAY AWAY...
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ONE STEP FROM LASHING OUT AT YOU...
YOU WANT IN TO GET UNDER MY SKIN AND CALL YOURSELF
A FRIEND. I'VE GOT MORE FRIENDS LIKE YOU
WHAT DO I DO?
IS tHERE NO STANDARD ANYMORE?
WHAT IT TAKES, WHO I AM, WHERE I'VE bEEN, bELONG.
YOU CAN'T BE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT.
bE YOURSELF, bY YOURSELF, STAY AWAY...
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maryj:
Hi there.
dusana:
Hummm you seem to have dissapeared 
CEMETARY GATES
The reverenend he turned to me
Without a tear in his eyes
It's nothing new for him to see
I didn't ask why
I will remember
The love our souls had
Sworn to make
Now I watch the falling rain
All my mind can see
Now is your(FACE)
Well I guess
You took my youth
I gave it all away
Like the birth...
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The reverenend he turned to me
Without a tear in his eyes
It's nothing new for him to see
I didn't ask why
I will remember
The love our souls had
Sworn to make
Now I watch the falling rain
All my mind can see
Now is your(FACE)
Well I guess
You took my youth
I gave it all away
Like the birth...
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iris1:
ello! That is one of the few pantera songs that I love!
alicat0162:
Sorry but I don't accept friend requests until you've talked to me a little. So leave me a comment or something. 
DYERS EVE
Dear Mother
Dear Father
What is this hell you have put me through
Believer
Deciever
Day in day out live my life through you
Pushed onto me what's wrong or right
Hidden from this thing that they call life
Dear Mother
Dear Father
Every thought I'd think you'd disapprove
Curator
Dictator
Always censoring my every move
Children are seen but not heard
Tear...
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Dear Mother
Dear Father
What is this hell you have put me through
Believer
Deciever
Day in day out live my life through you
Pushed onto me what's wrong or right
Hidden from this thing that they call life
Dear Mother
Dear Father
Every thought I'd think you'd disapprove
Curator
Dictator
Always censoring my every move
Children are seen but not heard
Tear...
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khalista:
Happy Valentine's Day!
The Heresy...
This love...
The cemetery gates........................
This love...
The cemetery gates........................
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falias:
happy holidays
TO LIVE IS TO DIE
When a man lies he murders
Some part of the world
There are the pale deaths which
Men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear
To witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation
Take me home...
When a man lies he murders
Some part of the world
There are the pale deaths which
Men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear
To witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation
Take me home...
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arsenic:
Heya..
nightmares:
Damn I'm hungry for the weekend 
! Feed me some good times! Have a great weekend yourself.......or else he'll get you....
~Nightmares~
! Feed me some good times! Have a great weekend yourself.......or else he'll get you....
~Nightmares~
THE SHORTEST STRAW
Suspicion is yor name
your honesty to blame
put dignity to shame
dishonor
witchhunt, modern day
determining decay
the blatant disarray
disfigure
the public eyes' disgrace
defying common place
unending paper chase
unending
deafening
painstaking
reckoning
this vertigo it doth bring
shortest straw
challenge liberty
downed by law
live in infamy
rub you raw
witch hunt riding through
shortest straw
this shortest...
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kalamity:
yeah metalica
i dont think ive ever pooped at a job..