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Here's to strong women: may we know them, may we raise them, may we be them!


The lady who wrote this letter is Pam Foster of Pamela Foster and Associates in Atlanta. She's been in business since 1980 doing Interior design and home planning. She recently wrote the following Letter to a family member serving in Iraq ....... Check it out!

WHAT'S ALL OF THE...
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The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches, but the bad news is that it will require castration." He continued, "You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove your testicles."

Joe was shocked and...
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forward from liza
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I have no idea if Andy Rooney really wrote this, but its cool anyways

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The last line is GREAT!



This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are

turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND

for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...



This was written by...
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Booty Call Application


THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This Booty Call Agreement (hereafter referred to herein as the agreement) is entered into as of the______ Day of _________, 2006, between _______________ and ____________.

1.No sleeping over

2.No meeting in public places

3.No calls before 5pm

4.None of that "love making stuff

5.No emotional discussions (ex. Where is this heading!)?

6.No plans made in advance. Thats why...
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Return mail From "THE BAD SANTA."


Dear Santa,

I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.

yer Frend, BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space...
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A Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to
scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves...
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to...
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IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We
recently had a new neighbor call the local township
administrative office to request the removal of the Deer
Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were
being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there
anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.


IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter...
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I got this from my friend Barbiedoll,
Thought you'd like to try this out.

Check this great page out which predicts your future Love life with the help of a set of advanced mathematical calculations based on the concept of human sexology. It is extremely accurate as long as you have answered the set of 12 questions honestly and seriously. This award winning website was...
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Forward from carrie,

Words Women Use

Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right & you need to shut up.

Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing: This...
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