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Tuesday Apr 11, 2006

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Modern Version of the Birds & Bees

A little boy approaches his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father replies, "Well son, I guess one day you will find out anyway. Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via email with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said: 'You got Male'."

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