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I have no idea if Andy Rooney really wrote this, but its cool anyways

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The last line is GREAT!



This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are

turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND

for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...



This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.



Andy Rooney says:



As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are

just a few reasons why:



A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,

"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman

over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining

about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually

something more interesting.



A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,

what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30

give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.



Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you

at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if

you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can

get away with it.



Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what

it's like to be unappreciated.



A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women

friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best

friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30

couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows

her friends won't betray her.



Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a

woman over 30. They always know.



A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true

of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is

far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and

honest.

They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like

one!

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.



Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,

it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman

of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of

himself with some 22-year-old waitress.



Ladies, I apologize.



For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk

for free". Here's an update for you.



Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize

it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage