Booty Call Application
THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
This Booty Call Agreement (hereafter referred to herein as the agreement) is entered into as of the______ Day of _________, 2006, between _______________ and ____________.
1.No sleeping over
2.No meeting in public places
3.No calls before 5pm
4.None of that "love making stuff
5.No emotional discussions (ex. Where is this heading!)?
6.No plans made in advance. Thats why there called "backup"
7.No non sexual gifts (Altoids not included)
8.No baby talk (however Dirty talk is encouraged)
9.No asking for comparison from former lovers( in fact no conversation is encouraged)
10.No kissing (to intimate)
11.No calling each other "friends with benefits"(we are not friends and will never be)
12.Calling out the wrong name during sex is perfectly OK (phrases such as HONESTLY I WAS THINKING ABOUT "Nikki Cox/ Johnny Depp" are totally acceptable)
13.No extra clothing (I dont want you leaving anything my real woman/man can find!)
14.No guilt about falling asleep right after sex
15.Dont be offended if I dont ask you if you enjoyed it (I dont care) and dont ask me! Ill get mine you get yours.
16.We hook up whenever the mood strikes
Extra tip for successful Booty Calls
The above mentioned rules may not be altered for any reason whatsoever. If any party attempts to alter any part of this agreement, this will automatically become null and void and the parties hereto will have no further obligations with arising out of the subject matter hereof.
Signed___________________________ Date _________
Signed___________________________ Date__________
APPLICATION FOR A BOOTY CALL
Name_________________ Address________________
City_________________________ State_______
Zip Code________
Age______ Phone ( ) ______________
SS# ______________ Dentures _____
Height ____ Weight ____ Waist (in inches) ____
Chest/Bra Size ________
Married ___ Single ___ Divorced ___ * Answer only 1*
Are Breast/Balls real _________ Do you like them sucked ____
Squeezed_______ Other________
Explain _____________________________
Cock/Pussy (dont lie) Small_____ Medium _____ Large______ Wow_______
Can you stay out late? ____ All night____ Several days_____
Do you like to be screwed? _____ How often____
Do you like oral sex? ____ Give ____ Receive____
Do you like anal Sex? ____ How about 69? ____
Do you prefer: 1 no 1____ 2 on 1 ____ Group ____
Football Team ____
While Screwing, do you: Faint____Hum? ____ Scream ____Fart ____
Cry?____ Moan ____ Sweat ____ Just Lie there ____
Go to sleep ____ Read the Paper ____ Whistle____
Think of some one else____ All of the above ____
List 3 positions you like best:
1._________________________________
2._________________________________
3._________________________________
When you cum do you: wiggle? ____ Wobble? ____ Twist ______
Jerk? ____ Pant? ____ Scream? ____ Cry? ____
Other? _______ Or do you just hump like hell_____
Method of Screwing preferred: fast____ slow____ all night____
How many times? ____ Comments _____________________
If you have screwed before give references ( not family members)
Name____________________________
Address__________________________
City _____________ State __________ Zip Code _____________
Name____________________________
Address__________________________
City _____________ State __________ Zip Code _____________
Name____________________________
Address__________________________
City _____________ State __________ Zip Code _____________
If application is approved what are the charges:
Free____ Per Hour____ Per Weekend ____
Per Week ____ Other ____
A special note pertaining to Oral sex.
Are you a spitter_____ A swallower _______
If application is approved, A 6-week orientation course will be required!
Applicants signature ___________________________
Date _________________
BOOTS....
THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
This Booty Call Agreement (hereafter referred to herein as the agreement) is entered into as of the______ Day of _________, 2006, between _______________ and ____________.
1.No sleeping over
2.No meeting in public places
3.No calls before 5pm
4.None of that "love making stuff
5.No emotional discussions (ex. Where is this heading!)?
6.No plans made in advance. Thats why there called "backup"
7.No non sexual gifts (Altoids not included)
8.No baby talk (however Dirty talk is encouraged)
9.No asking for comparison from former lovers( in fact no conversation is encouraged)
10.No kissing (to intimate)
11.No calling each other "friends with benefits"(we are not friends and will never be)
12.Calling out the wrong name during sex is perfectly OK (phrases such as HONESTLY I WAS THINKING ABOUT "Nikki Cox/ Johnny Depp" are totally acceptable)
13.No extra clothing (I dont want you leaving anything my real woman/man can find!)
14.No guilt about falling asleep right after sex
15.Dont be offended if I dont ask you if you enjoyed it (I dont care) and dont ask me! Ill get mine you get yours.
16.We hook up whenever the mood strikes
Extra tip for successful Booty Calls
The above mentioned rules may not be altered for any reason whatsoever. If any party attempts to alter any part of this agreement, this will automatically become null and void and the parties hereto will have no further obligations with arising out of the subject matter hereof.
Signed___________________________ Date _________
Signed___________________________ Date__________
APPLICATION FOR A BOOTY CALL
Name_________________ Address________________
City_________________________ State_______
Zip Code________
Age______ Phone ( ) ______________
SS# ______________ Dentures _____
Height ____ Weight ____ Waist (in inches) ____
Chest/Bra Size ________
Married ___ Single ___ Divorced ___ * Answer only 1*
Are Breast/Balls real _________ Do you like them sucked ____
Squeezed_______ Other________
Explain _____________________________
Cock/Pussy (dont lie) Small_____ Medium _____ Large______ Wow_______
Can you stay out late? ____ All night____ Several days_____
Do you like to be screwed? _____ How often____
Do you like oral sex? ____ Give ____ Receive____
Do you like anal Sex? ____ How about 69? ____
Do you prefer: 1 no 1____ 2 on 1 ____ Group ____
Football Team ____
While Screwing, do you: Faint____Hum? ____ Scream ____Fart ____
Cry?____ Moan ____ Sweat ____ Just Lie there ____
Go to sleep ____ Read the Paper ____ Whistle____
Think of some one else____ All of the above ____
List 3 positions you like best:
1._________________________________
2._________________________________
3._________________________________
When you cum do you: wiggle? ____ Wobble? ____ Twist ______
Jerk? ____ Pant? ____ Scream? ____ Cry? ____
Other? _______ Or do you just hump like hell_____
Method of Screwing preferred: fast____ slow____ all night____
How many times? ____ Comments _____________________
If you have screwed before give references ( not family members)
Name____________________________
Address__________________________
City _____________ State __________ Zip Code _____________
Name____________________________
Address__________________________
City _____________ State __________ Zip Code _____________
Name____________________________
Address__________________________
City _____________ State __________ Zip Code _____________
If application is approved what are the charges:
Free____ Per Hour____ Per Weekend ____
Per Week ____ Other ____
A special note pertaining to Oral sex.
Are you a spitter_____ A swallower _______
If application is approved, A 6-week orientation course will be required!
Applicants signature ___________________________
Date _________________
BOOTS....VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
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