boothadams

a Ewok....cause you could put a little collar on it and drag it around

Jesus...so i don'r have to grocery shop anymore

Ewok. Wouldn't have to worry *quite* as much about pissing them off and getting eviscerated and such.

and, of COURSE Jesus. If he's our savior, then what better way to thank him than to put a muzzle on him and take him and show him to people and prove that he's real? I'll even let people poke him for a dollar so they can prove it to themselves.