booterpops

Some things I know about myself:

I don't tolerate bullshit...piss me off once shame on you, piss me off twice shame on me.

The first book I bought all on my own as a child was a thin illustrated book of Edgar Allen Poe poems...yes I have a favorite and I bet you can't guess what it is.

I read alot...and I keep the books I buy. I am quickly running out of shelf space.

I don't like my job. I keep it because it pays well. I feel like stringing people up by their toes and hitting them with a stick until they dance when they mess with my documentation. Dance puppet...dance !

I have one cat. He is adorable and so neurotic that he already has little white hairs in his fur. He's only 2yrs old.

I don't drive. I hate it...it's the only thing that I am completely phobic about.

I refuse to contemplate suicide because if I kill myself then they win...fuckers.

I have never been in love.

I am the only person I know that has had their hip and jaw broken by other people.

Horror movies make me giggle.

I sometimes wonder if I feel pain like other people...most times I don't think I do.

I've done alot of drugs...more than my father and if you knew my father than you would know what a feat that is.

I know more about sex and fetishes than any of my friends.

I don't like birds. I believe they are members of Hell's army and are out to get me.

I took my first motorcycle ride when I was 3yrs old. I was raised among bikers and ironworkers therefore I cuss like a sailor(1+1=3?)

Anyway, I think that is enough personal insight for now. I must now return to my regularly scheduled program and watch all the burly boys that work at this here construction site