Allright. to hop on the bandwagon........
I am: Straight white male. 22 years of age (as of yesterday), lazy but in a way that makes everything i do efficent. i'm really dorky. i make really bad jokes that only i find funny. i have no shame. i'll do anything for a million dollars, (except cut off any portion of my body), i'll do anything once and most everything twice. i cant stand most people. i'm a vegetarian, but only because it makes me feel morally superior to most other people.
i hardly ever listen to the radio because i just dont get it. when i do listen though, i always listen to talk radio and NPR, because at least the news is something new every day. I worked in telemarketing a lot, which is probably why i hate people as much as i do. i'm not very cool at all. i'm not romantic. i dont like girly mushy shit unless i'm really depressed. i dont like to cuddle. i like my space. but i hate being alone. go fucking figure. i'm dirty, i'll sometimes go for days without taking a shower, but not because i'm a hippie or anything. i just have nobody to impress most of the time. my room is always a mess. i never make my bed (i'm just going to get back into it 10 hours from now, so what's the fucking point right?) i hand wash dishes because dishwashers suck at it. i'm proud to drive a neon. insincere people piss me off. i'n not flakey, and my word is guaranteed. if i tell you i'll do somehting, i'm going to do it.
I enjoy: dicking around on the internet. playing lots of video games. going to see bands at small clubs. just doing whatever, whenever, for no reason at all. i like eating healthy. i like finding clothes that fit me right, cause nothing ever does. i kick ass at singing karoke. i also tend to enjoy people that have as little shame as i do.
I am looking for: well, i've got a girlfriend now, so just friendship. someone who's cool. that i dont have to entertain. someone who i can just go to their house and hang out with and bullshit with about nothing at all. someone who's not so hip that they cant be themselves. i will not TRY and be anyones friend. i dont care how cool they are, or where they work, or who they know. if i have to make an effort, fuckit. (yes that is one word). i'm very sincere and i don't lie to appease anyone.
and that's it i think. if i can think of anything else, i'll add it below this line
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oh yeah, i'm probably the most stress free person you'll ever meet.
I am: Straight white male. 22 years of age (as of yesterday), lazy but in a way that makes everything i do efficent. i'm really dorky. i make really bad jokes that only i find funny. i have no shame. i'll do anything for a million dollars, (except cut off any portion of my body), i'll do anything once and most everything twice. i cant stand most people. i'm a vegetarian, but only because it makes me feel morally superior to most other people.
i hardly ever listen to the radio because i just dont get it. when i do listen though, i always listen to talk radio and NPR, because at least the news is something new every day. I worked in telemarketing a lot, which is probably why i hate people as much as i do. i'm not very cool at all. i'm not romantic. i dont like girly mushy shit unless i'm really depressed. i dont like to cuddle. i like my space. but i hate being alone. go fucking figure. i'm dirty, i'll sometimes go for days without taking a shower, but not because i'm a hippie or anything. i just have nobody to impress most of the time. my room is always a mess. i never make my bed (i'm just going to get back into it 10 hours from now, so what's the fucking point right?) i hand wash dishes because dishwashers suck at it. i'm proud to drive a neon. insincere people piss me off. i'n not flakey, and my word is guaranteed. if i tell you i'll do somehting, i'm going to do it.
I enjoy: dicking around on the internet. playing lots of video games. going to see bands at small clubs. just doing whatever, whenever, for no reason at all. i like eating healthy. i like finding clothes that fit me right, cause nothing ever does. i kick ass at singing karoke. i also tend to enjoy people that have as little shame as i do.
I am looking for: well, i've got a girlfriend now, so just friendship. someone who's cool. that i dont have to entertain. someone who i can just go to their house and hang out with and bullshit with about nothing at all. someone who's not so hip that they cant be themselves. i will not TRY and be anyones friend. i dont care how cool they are, or where they work, or who they know. if i have to make an effort, fuckit. (yes that is one word). i'm very sincere and i don't lie to appease anyone.
and that's it i think. if i can think of anything else, i'll add it below this line
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oh yeah, i'm probably the most stress free person you'll ever meet.
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marikdfa:
Oh about the picture, it was over three years old, I just don't have many pictures, and they were all taken by other people.
marikdfa:
Oh about the picture, it was over three years old, I just don't have many pictures, and they were all taken by other people.