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Me soory, me no speek inglash very goot rite now, me very dronk...
Went to my friend Iris today...
I got there and Jasper (another friend) was there...
He started cooking and I thought I might be lucky and get some food too!
What happened was that he brought me a plate of food when he finished cooking...
I was waiting to start eating till my friends had their plates too.
Seems Jasper only cooked for me... They kind of figured I needed the food...
I have good friends. Seems hard to hate the human race right now...
I wish the entire human race were like Iris and Jasper...

Anyway, the evening progressed and we were drinking a bit.
All of a sudden we got a phonecall from Jaspers parents.
Seems some stranger had broken into Jaspers home. (his parents live nextdoor from him).
We got a bit worried and went over to Jaspers place.
When we got there it turned out to be some Argentinian fellow that Jasp met a week before in Germany who had broken in....
First we got a bit mad. Then we drank another beer. Then we started to like this Argentinian.. (Beer solves everything!!!!)

I'm sorry! If I was sober I would have written a more exciting story.

O man! I'm listening to Kate Bush at the moment. I must be drunk!