boonfark

When I was in grade school I was the king of the pissers. I had power, accuracy and longevity. While others could write their name in the snow, I could write my address. Once, during a marathon peeing competition at school I was easily beating all challengers when some idiot came running into the bathroom and made a mad dash for the urinal. My urinal. I peed all up the back of his shirt.

Didn't he see us standing on the other side of the room, our golden arches stretching towards the drains? Didn't he realize that he was stepping into the line of fire?

The nuns were not pleased.