bonsugar

Your mum sounds waaaaaaaay cooler than mine (if not a little more freaky). Do you reckon she would want to adopt me? I wouldn't mind being on her mailing list of bizarre google search results. Plus, maybe she could bake me the occasional cake.

Uh oh, I think I can hear the scanner trying to creep up from behind.....

AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

Oh yes, the old pants issue. I know this only too well. Wet pants, "How much do you charge to dry clean pants?", and many other moments of mirth. I'm a pseudo Yank and came back to the UK a couple of years ago, along with my American vocab

You do appear to be quite a tinkly one. (In the starry night way, I hasten to add.)