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bonnieblu

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Wednesday Jun 29, 2005

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Its really friggin cold here today! Like brass monkies out there. I dont wanna work anymore! frown

So, my aunty (whom im staying with in the UK) may have found me a job working in a childcare center, helping with the food and tidying and lookin after the babbies a little bit. Im so happy! Thats freakin awesome. Anyone know what the pay might be? Unskilled worker, aunty said maybe around 950 pounds a month. Which would be fantastic!!
Have to look at opening a UK bank account too.

I wish i had more interesting things to post but maybe my life really is that boring. Ah wells...im ahppy with it biggrin

Oh, if anyone's got any really shit funny jokes...give it a go. I love jokes.
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duckbob:
Ok so theres this duck and it walks into a bar and says to the bartender have you got any gwapes, and the bartender says no. So the duck goes away.

The next day the duck says to the bartender have you got any gwapes, and the bartender says no. The next day the duck walks in and says have you got any gwapes, and the bar tender angrily says no, The next day the duck walks in and says have you got any gwapes and the bartender, exacerbated, says NO! so the next day the duck walks into the bar and says have you got any gwapes , and the bartender says, NO, FUCK OFF!! The next day the duck walks in and says have you got any gwapes and the bartender says, look mate if you ask me if I've go any grapes again I'll nail your fucking bill to the bar, and the duck says have you got any nails .

Beat that for shitness, If you can stretch it out for 2-3 minutes people really get the shits
Jun 29, 2005
natatree:
I suck at jokes, but this is mone (and my mothers) favourite joke, and yeah, its another duck joke.

3 ducks walk into a bar. The bar tender goes upto the first duck and says "Hey, what's your name? How's your day been?" The duck replies "I'm Huey, my day's been pretty good, been in and out of puddles all day" Bartender serves him, and moves onto the next duck. "Hey, how you doin? Whats your name?" "Names Duey... I'm good, can't complain, been in and out of puddles all day" He serves him and moves onto the last duck. "Let me guess... your Louie!?!" The duck looks up and replies "No, I'm Puddles, and dont ask how my bloody day was"
Jun 30, 2005

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