bonnieblu

*hugs*

Have a good time

Ohh you must be so excited. I am so jealous

yay for travelling.
i swallowed my tongue action a couple of times and got jacked of buying new ones.

So it's this weekend you'll be in London?

i'm okay in regards to the tragedy and my cara is okay.

Fine.. absolutely in shock though.

wow, it's amazing how you've taken your mind off your motor so quick. i think you should allow more jokes to flow in.

I was in the navy and I have been down there 3 times to 6 different cities. I just love the people down there and it's a great place. I wish I could find a job down there and live there. My best friend in hawaii she was from australia.

That sucks so much balls. How badly damaged is the car? What caused i?. It doesnt affect your travelling plans does it? I hate it when someone elses fuck up causes you pain.

Ive seen "The Pirate Movie" and I loved that too. Im gonna have to watch that again soon now too!!!!

No Bourbon for you! It just sometimes doesn't like to make new friends....

I don't know.. in a kind of masochistic way.. I think sometimes it's part of the fun. If I go out.. get leathered and can't remember a thing, but wake up without a hangover.. I feel cheated!

drunken commenting is even funner

Go for it.. drunken fooldom awaits!

Ok so theres this duck and it walks into a bar and says to the bartender have you got any gwapes, and the bartender says no. So the duck goes away.

The next day the duck says to the bartender have you got any gwapes, and the bartender says no. The next day the duck walks in and says have you got any gwapes, and the bar tender angrily says no, The next day the duck walks in and says have you got any gwapes and the bartender, exacerbated, says NO! so the next day the duck walks into the bar and says have you got any gwapes , and the bartender says, NO, FUCK OFF!! The next day the duck walks in and says have you got any gwapes and the bartender says, look mate if you ask me if I've go any grapes again I'll nail your fucking bill to the bar, and the duck says have you got any nails .

Beat that for shitness, If you can stretch it out for 2-3 minutes people really get the shits

I suck at jokes, but this is mone (and my mothers) favourite joke, and yeah, its another duck joke.

3 ducks walk into a bar. The bar tender goes upto the first duck and says "Hey, what's your name? How's your day been?" The duck replies "I'm Huey, my day's been pretty good, been in and out of puddles all day" Bartender serves him, and moves onto the next duck. "Hey, how you doin? Whats your name?" "Names Duey... I'm good, can't complain, been in and out of puddles all day" He serves him and moves onto the last duck. "Let me guess... your Louie!?!" The duck looks up and replies "No, I'm Puddles, and dont ask how my bloody day was"

Sg's as cool as fuck, everywhere else I look Im surrounded by mooks, but here everyones cooler than me, and thats unusual (Im really awsome)

Should we keep commenting on each others journal's or what

whoops!

Hon - you know exactly what you are talking about - you speak my language. BOOBIES!!

Anyways ... thanks for making me goober on my keyboard. "i have to drop the cigarette im trying to light and the food im trying to eat and steer with my hands instead of my knees like normal." made me chorttle and some of my genetic material escaped from me.

Oh, those pesky curbs! They'll be the downfall of us all...