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it's me if i were in south park. you can make one of yourself here. it's pretty fun.

so last night at work i had a customer ask what was the biggest steak he could get. and i told him that it was the 12oz NY strip. to which he replied by pointing to the description of our shrimp and sirloin and said. "well what about this half pound steak right here". it was all i could do to not be completely condescending to him when i said "actually 12oz's is bigger than 8oz". some people are so stupid.

has anybody else noticed that when they changed things on the site a few weeks ago they added the "end friendship" button on your friends profiles right under their picture. does anyone else find this incredibly morbid??

so the groundhog came out today and told us that there's going to be 6 more weeks of winter. is it just me or have we not had 6 weeks of winter yet?

so according to Terrakotta i should fill out this survey thing. so here goes

What do you like more hugs or kisses?
do i really have to choose? hugs because i can hug anyone. but kisses from the right person would beat that anyday

If you had to make a speech on national TV tonight what would you speak about?
so many choices of things to talk about. i don't think i could choose. although since the state of the union was the other night i would probably talk shit about it.

If you could have one band play a private show on your birthday, what band would it be?
james brown. but a young one not the current one.

Tomorrow you can have a two hour lunch with anyone in the world, who would you have lunch with?
dubya. just to see if he really is that dumb.

Whats your favorite body part?
on me or on the opposite sex? i'll go witht he opposite sex so i don't sound narcicistic. a little pot belly can be really sexy.

What are you looking forward to most this year?
i don't know. i have a feeling this is going to be a really good year for me so i just want to see what happens. oh yeah that and curling at the winter olympics......that sports awesome.

Do you ever fantasize about an old love?
yes but i haven't had to in several months

What did you spend a lot of time doing as a child?
i can't remember one thing i did a lot of as a kid

You have been given a large sum of money to help reconstruct a struggling city, which city would you help?
ummmm i'll go with springfield so that they can at least pay their teachers.

You are homeless. You can either stay at a hostel or with a rich but total stranger what do you do?
probably a rich stranger. less of a chance of getting beaten up and robbed.

Do you think androgyny is sexy?
no.....at least i haven't found anyone to be androgenous and sexy at the same time.

Have you ever been toe fucked?
umm.....no (what kind of a question is this?)

How important do you think sex appeal is in music?
very important. but not in all forms of music. (when i listen to sepultura i don't think it's sexy)

What are you wearing right now?
jeans, a comfy shirt and slippers.

How many times have you been turned on today?
once (but it's only early afternoon)