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Sunday Nov 20, 2005

Nov 20, 2005
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Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.

so here's a little excerptof a conversation i had with my kitten Hunter earlier today while scooping the litter box

me: so why do you feel the need to watch me while i clean your littler

hunter: it's a feeling of power

me: power? what do you mean power?

hunter: i mean, i'm in charge of this relationship.

me: you are? but you realize that you are my cat and i found you on the side of the road and i feed you. without me you wouldn't eat

hunter: oh yes i would. i have my ways of finding food. i am a cat you know. there are bugs and rodents i can find and eat. so since you are in charge of cleaning up my shit. i am in charge of this relationship.

me: but why then do you insist on going to the bathroom as soon as i'm done scooping.

hunter: oh please. i've seen you clean your bathroom too. and the first thing you do when you're done is go to that bathroom.

me: yeah your right. i can't argue with that. but back to who's in charge of this realtionship. i insist i'm in charge.

hunter: oh yeah.....why?

me: well. i haven't told you this but you have an appointment tommorrow morning with the vet. and all i can do is quote spaceballs as i'm leaving you there for your appointment.

hunter: i don't get it.

me: you will tommorrow night. and i don't blame you if you don't want to talk to me for a few days. but i insist that i'm in charge here.

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gamma:
LOL that's funny!! Poor little Hunter frown I finally got my dog neutered in March (he was 2 years old) and even now, 9 months later, he has to sit down in a special way. I guess he must miss his 2 best friends a lot! biggrin
Nov 20, 2005
artrob:
Where was your house?? Was it local.

I didn't design any of those, but i'm very influenced by modern design/thought. So far, i have about 5 fairly solid designs worked out in various ways...and thousands of random ideas


snip! hunter is about to be humbled...
Nov 27, 2005

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