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Wednesday Oct 19, 2005

Oct 19, 2005
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I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles
In our eyes are mirror images and when
We kiss they're perfectly aligned
And I have to speculate that God himself
Did make us into corresponding shapes like
Puzzle pieces from the clay

Such Great Heights - The Postal Service

not much new to report here. i just worked over 20 hours in the last two days. so i'm just relaxing today. and now for a joke

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers ; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

and that is all for now.

ps. it's called payback beyotch!!!
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strangespherical:
^^ Terrakottasaid on
October 20, 2005 @ 11:02PM

....but really you know how I use those toys to get you over here wink



You dirty girl you.

I like.

Oct 20, 2005
terrakotta:
heather McNamara was the cheerleader, although I wasn't one (thank CHRIST, how would I ever live THAT ONE down???!!) smile

Don't forget to buy a costume this weekend biggrin
sphericalstrange, ^^ I thought I'd add this without explanation and let you just imagine what is going on now! tongue
Oct 21, 2005

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