So I've got a bit of mischief planned for when I get back from holiday! Me and my brother let slip to my Dad that I was going to get a tattoo. My Dad, although not keen asked me what I was having, so, replying truthfully, I said 'a skull'. My brother, piss taker that he is, said that it was going to be in a spider web with a spider crawling out of one of the sockets (not true, especially since spiders and webs are symbolic of drug addiction). Rather than correct him, I carried on and added that the spider was going to have the face of Margaret Thatcher, which would be eating a miner trapped in her web (My Dad is very pro-Thatcher). He wasn't thrilled, said it sounded like a horrible idea, (:D) was I going to have any writing on it? Yes, but not too much. keep it simple. What are they going to be?
Maggie-Slag-Bitch
I also said I was going to have another one on my back of her pounding Arthur Scargill with a strap-on. He just shook his head and said "Don't you dare! You'll be ostracised from society! That's awful!" Me and my brother have never laughed so hard in our lives!
So when I get back, I'm going to get the tattoo artist to draw a separate design, the one of Maggie Thatcher as a spider, eating a miner, and send it to my Dad!
Hehehehehehe!
