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I got a new George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine. That name is just way too fucking long. But it cooks some good turkey burgers, know what I'm sayin??
In other news, it's been like 26 days since I had sex with someone other than myself. (YES I realize that's all I blog about, who cares what you think??? LOL!) But umm yeah I'm pretty proud of myself actually. I have a feeling I will enthusiastically break that streak soon however.
Not much else to tell ya. Work is lame..... ex is lamer....kids are cute but exhausting..... friends are pairing off like the fucking Ark is coming wtf.... my room has stayed clean for days and days......I dyed my hair red, it looks aiiiight.....I got the most awesome Vans evar.....my heart's not really broken at all, I just forgot how to act when it's not....my neighbor cut my grass cuz he was sick of looking at it, did I tell ya'll that already?.....I had a tummy ache last night to beat all.....and finally....I'm going on a real actual weekend away without my children and I'm gonna have so much fun I'm gonna actually like, explode. The end. Loves yous.