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Monday Jun 12, 2006

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The roomates were out, so I took the last bit of pot from my pouch and decided to smoke it. I took the cat with me into my rooms and after I would inhale, I would blow the smoke into his face. He didn't appreciate it one little bit. I grabbed the smoke disguiser made out of a toilet paper tube and some dryer sheets and blew a little more in his face. He backed up away from the smoke, looked out the window and whispered to the birds....

I lost my lighter before this. I searched the whole fucking house. Justin didn't have a lighterand neither did I. I lost it when we smoked cigars outside of my house in the rain. Did I give it to Teresa? I accidentaly broke my cigar that night, at the Zoo.

I did have matches though! Sweet! Well, how could I get matches to last as long as my stash? So I looked for a candle to keep relighting the candles on. I couldn't find that either!!! So I took at display candle off of the mantle and lit it. So I smoked it, sitting indian style on the floor of my room with my million matches, candle and toilet paper tube.

And suddenly it hit me! Rice!! Rice would be so fucking good!!! No, no rice. I shouldn't. I should do my spanish assignment. Did someone knock? Jimmy or Phil. I am too lazy to look. Or to fix rice. Maybe I should go for a bike ride. Not even a second later, my brain shoots back, you are going... Omigod. Voices. Shit, ummm... is that Tara? Shit, shut the door. No, no I think it came from downstairs. ok, as I was saying, you are going to be too lazy to get up and go for a bike ride. What if I Ride for Rice? To get some Rice!!! Oh god! Taco Johns! I should go to Taco Johns1!!! That's not even that far away!!! Fuckin tacos!!!! How would I get them little burritos back, though? Nah... maybe I should drive. No.... don't drive. You are a little confused. I swear I hear beeping, or chirping. Bt not a bird chirping, like a person trying to sound like a bird chirping. I have a new myspace commenr. SCL. She's cute. Now, a fuzzy TV sounding noise. Right behind me. Rice? No. It smelled like someone wassmoking outside today. right on our step. Badass, I know. But I don't know. My boyfriend got me an I[pod video. can ya believe it?!?! 300 bucks so he can ignore me for another year. That's cool. Thaz cool.

Another noice, computer mistake. I have got to look around the house. got to move my car. I am going to Taco Bell. fuck da haters!
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sarcasticmenace:
Haha! Don't be embarrassed, silly. You need to call me on the phone when you're that high. You would be quite entertaining. ooo aaa
Jun 12, 2006
yo_la_jimbo:
Heh, so with the resdesign, a certain zotted "Bondgirl" is listed among my friends. smile

Nice journal entry! Reminds me why I don't get high. biggrin

I will have 15 minutes to edit this entry. surreal
Jun 13, 2006

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